Comments on: Why Didn’t *I* Think Of That!? http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/2008/08/26/why-didnt-i-think-of-that/ Skeptical Freethought Atheist Musings to Dispel Ignorance and Enlighten the Mind Mon, 15 Mar 2010 02:02:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Neece http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/2008/08/26/why-didnt-i-think-of-that/comment-page-1/#comment-150 Neece Wed, 27 Aug 2008 21:17:46 +0000 http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/?p=134#comment-150 Yeah, of course people donate to the rapture email service, Hess. Religious sheeple love to give to the glory of god. Nice and vague, isn't it? They're so evil. I would laugh myself into a coma if they sent the emails by mistake too. Um, oops? LOLZ! I think it's legit, though, not a scam. Yeah, of course people donate to the rapture email service, Hess. Religious sheeple love to give to the glory of god. Nice and vague, isn’t it? They’re so evil.

I would laugh myself into a coma if they sent the emails by mistake too. Um, oops? LOLZ! I think it’s legit, though, not a scam.

]]> By: Hess http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/2008/08/26/why-didnt-i-think-of-that/comment-page-1/#comment-149 Hess Wed, 27 Aug 2008 21:09:57 +0000 http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/?p=134#comment-149 <i>"Ninety percent of all donations we receive are used to further the kingdom of God and 10% goes toward administration costs."</i> Further the kingdom of god? They've got one of the christian home remodeling companies redoing the carpet in heaven or what? Sounds a bit questionable... I bet these scheisters have actually received donations too...sad I'd laugh hysterically if the the whole thing failed and sent out the email totally at random. Assuming the thing actually exists and it isn't just a phishing scam that is. “Ninety percent of all donations we receive are used to further the kingdom of God and 10% goes toward administration costs.”

Further the kingdom of god? They’ve got one of the christian home remodeling companies redoing the carpet in heaven or what? Sounds a bit questionable…

I bet these scheisters have actually received donations too…sad

I’d laugh hysterically if the the whole thing failed and sent out the email totally at random. Assuming the thing actually exists and it isn’t just a phishing scam that is.

]]> By: Neece http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/2008/08/26/why-didnt-i-think-of-that/comment-page-1/#comment-148 Neece Wed, 27 Aug 2008 21:03:20 +0000 http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/?p=134#comment-148 Regarding the email rapture service: There are troops of christians all over the country (and maybe the world) that have to check in regularly, if there are too many that don't at any given time, it sends the email to all of the unfaithful heathens. Apparently, there is a very small window, according to the bible, where nonfaithful heathens, if they check their email, will get to be "saved" or something, like a window to change their minds about being such awful heathens. that's what the email is for. so that the faithful can have an email sent to those of us "left behind" to have one final quick chance to repent. Or something equally loopholey. :P Regarding the email rapture service: There are troops of christians all over the country (and maybe the world) that have to check in regularly, if there are too many that don’t at any given time, it sends the email to all of the unfaithful heathens.
Apparently, there is a very small window, according to the bible, where nonfaithful heathens, if they check their email, will get to be “saved” or something, like a window to change their minds about being such awful heathens. that’s what the email is for. so that the faithful can have an email sent to those of us “left behind” to have one final quick chance to repent. Or something equally loopholey. :P

]]> By: James http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/2008/08/26/why-didnt-i-think-of-that/comment-page-1/#comment-145 James Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:42:53 +0000 http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/?p=134#comment-145 The system is set up so with a dead man switch that will automatically send the messages if it is not reset (by a Christian) after a preset interval of time. http://www.raptureletters.com/ The system is set up so with a dead man switch that will automatically send the messages if it is not reset (by a Christian) after a preset interval of time.

http://www.raptureletters.com/

]]> By: Hess http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/2008/08/26/why-didnt-i-think-of-that/comment-page-1/#comment-144 Hess Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:35:54 +0000 http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/?p=134#comment-144 I'm curious about this automated email rapture service. How's the software set up to automatically send it if there's no one there to hit the button? They certainly can't imagine an atheist is going to watch their backs and hit the send button :P I’m curious about this automated email rapture service. How’s the software set up to automatically send it if there’s no one there to hit the button?

They certainly can’t imagine an atheist is going to watch their backs and hit the send button :P

]]> By: Neece http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/2008/08/26/why-didnt-i-think-of-that/comment-page-1/#comment-133 Neece Wed, 27 Aug 2008 06:03:01 +0000 http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/?p=134#comment-133 Wow, you just keep insulting me, James. My tender little feelings are all bruised. LOL! You don't need to lord it over all of us. We all KNOW that Jesus talked Elizabethan English! SHEESH! LOL :P Wow, you just keep insulting me, James. My tender little feelings are all bruised. LOL!
You don’t need to lord it over all of us. We all KNOW that Jesus talked Elizabethan English! SHEESH! LOL :P

]]> By: James http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/2008/08/26/why-didnt-i-think-of-that/comment-page-1/#comment-132 James Wed, 27 Aug 2008 05:54:26 +0000 http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/?p=134#comment-132 That's probably because I used Elizabethan English, the "true" language of the Bible. By the way, Ganesha is the Hindu Elephant God. That’s probably because I used Elizabethan English, the “true” language of the Bible.

By the way, Ganesha is the Hindu Elephant God.

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