November 4, 2008: History is made when a black senator with a funny sounding name is elected president. He’s a socialist and maybe not a christian! In fact I heard he was a MUSLIM!

November 5, 2008: god shows his displeasure and Satan starts to wake up in Illinois! The Pick 3 Lottery numbers were 6-6-6!

Oh Noes! Hide the good silver! Those damned pesky democrats have started Armageddon!

Now doesn’t that all sound so damned SILLY!?

Found at The Freethinker, thanks!

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