I wonder how I come across to all you fine people who read my humble little blog. Do I seem like a nice atheist with a heart of gold? Do I seem like a malignant troll? Evil beyond measure as I try to corrupt impressionable minds and turn them from god? It’s interesting to ponder how others see you.
Anyhoo, enough self-examination. Let’s get on with what I have for you today. Sheer mischievous wickedness, I’m afraid. Please don’t mind the fact that there is also a bit of shameless self promotion. That is quite unintentional. This is really about the mischievousness. And the wickedness. Don’t forget that too. 
As you may know, my brilliant husband Butch and I make t-shirts. A lot of them are anti-religious in nature. Recently we made one entitled Slave to Fairy Tales. Here it is on a t-shirt:
It says: “Slave to Fairy Tales? Might I suggest something with a better story line and more believable characters, like Mother Goose or Aesop’s Fables?”
I also put it on a sticker:
Then I got a blasphemous idea to do another version on a sticker.
Now I can’t imagine why you’d want such a sticker. No, can’t think of a single damned reason. Maybe someone more clever than me could think of a way to use them (hint hint).
For some reason this design makes me blasphemously happy. If you have any clever or wicked ideas, feel free to share with the rest of us.
Actually, “blasphemously happy” sounds like a pretty awesome slogan to use for something.
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Neece Reply:
December 30th, 2008 at 11:30 am
HA! You’re right! I’ll get right on it!
You rock, Doug. 
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Mother Goose is infinitely more believable than Yahweh Mr. “I Am Who I Am”
You could also make one that says “I am no slave to fairy tales”
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Neece Reply:
December 31st, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Yeah, we have a few versions of that one in the works. But I think I like your wording best. Mind if I run with it?
Yeah, I totally prefer Mother Goose and the common sense morals of Aesop’s Fables to the sinister Yahweh.
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James Reply:
December 31st, 2008 at 1:50 pm
It’s all yours
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Neece Reply:
December 31st, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Woot! Coming soon to a t-shirt near you! LOL!
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I’m envisioning someone in some-kind of cleaning service position… With a stack of stickers in their pocket… Slapping one on the inside cover of ever Bible they pass…
Nice site you have here, I’ll add to my RSS feed; keep up the good work! -Johnny
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Neece Reply:
January 2nd, 2009 at 11:17 pm
Most excellent idea! Woot! Thanks Johnny.
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