I have a bad cold. I’ve been sick for a week and I don’t feel like I’m that much better. Now I’ve lost my voice (my husband doesn’t seem upset by that for some reason.. LOL). And to make matters worse, I am just really tired and can’t think of anything clever for you. Don’t worry. I’ll think of something soon. But just so you don’t feel forgotten or neglected, Lolcat is filling in for me.
“Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings.” I love this bus slogan. It’s brilliant. This is my favorite so far.
“That’s right sweetheart; dreams and goals are satan’s way of distracting you from making dinner.” My comments all involve swearing so I’ll just let it stand as is. 
oh JESUS! This is just too freaking much, this cake. I had to show it to you.
Happiness is submission to GodZILLA! LOL!
This is my favorite Russell’s Teapot. Get the drano!
Ceiling Cat guides the hand of man to write LOLbible.
Satan Cat: He’s going to kill you and your family once he gets outta there. LOL!
The ‘baby’ on the cake looks like a severed thumb. Satan Cat probably ripped it off.
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Neece Reply:
February 17th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
HA! I totally agree, Karen. It took me ages to realize that was supposed to be the baby jeebus. I kept thinking it looked like a severed thumb too! LOLZ! Satan Cat.. he’s so grumpy, he probably did rip it off! LOL!!! ROFL!
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OMFSM that cake is too evil!
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Neece Reply:
February 17th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
I know, right? Too horrible for words… I just have to laugh. But really, it’s so pathetic.
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sorry to hear you’re ill,neece ,….have you tried prayer?
sorry for that bad joke,too,but i do offer to help when able…..although i (and scientific medicine) cannot do much for viral respiratory illnesses,i certainly would offer ‘free advice’ on medical matters….call me if questions anytime you can’t easily converse with your family doctor …..or just want some ‘free advice’……the bus ads campaign in England is fantastic…..if possible our local group wants to copy the US Humanists’ billboard message “Don’t Believe in Gods?” (background sky,clouds) “You’re Not Alone!”
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Neece Reply:
February 17th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Thanks Rev Tim. I’ll put you on my speed dial.
Let’s talk about that billboard idea. I can design it for you. We’d have to see about copyright issues, or permission, too.
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