This is so clever, I have to share it with you. We all need to keep copies of this to hand to those pesky christians trying to convert us to their cult: The Christian Proselytizer Questionnaire:
If you’re reading this paper, it means I’ve given it to you because you were proselytizing to me and you are a Christian. I’m giving you this paper to save us both some time; you see, I’m not a Christian, although I used to be. I’m a secular humanist, and I became one for both logical and emotive reasons.
Since I’ve been a Christian, I do know quite a bit about the religion, although I might not know much about your particular sect. (I use the word sect instead of the word denomination because I think it unfair that Christians get denominations, which is a nice-sounding word, while everyone else gets sects, which is an evil-sounding word.) I became a non-Christian because I didn’t like what I knew about the Christian religion. If you want to even begin attempting to convert me, you have to settle those problems. Specifically, you have to answer the questions below. Answers to each question should be typed or neatly handwritten on a separate sheet (or sheets) of paper, and no answer should exceed 100 words. This is because one of the reasons I left Christianity is that it was so complex, and I’ve found that the simplest answer to a question is usually the right one. Quotes from scripture count for bonus points as long as you can refute other quotes from scripture that contradict the passage that you are quoting. If you return this paper to me personally, or if you mail it to me, and if I think that your answers justify my return to Christianity, then I will get in touch with you. Read more…
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Life is good, but that usually means it’s quite busy too. I’ve been helping my friend out on an awesome project I think you might like! Religion Free Dating! It’s brand new, AND FREE, so be one of the first to sign up, then tell all your friends who want a religion free dating place to hang out and meet others.
Gary, the founder of Religion Free Dating, is an atheist, but he stresses that the site is more about religion not being an issue. So if you’re agnostic, or just don’t care about the whole mess, this is the place for you, too.
So go over there and befriend me! (I’m ZeNeece over there, you can’t miss me now, because I’m one of the only members. Gary is the founder. He’s over there too. 
Sign up and spread the word! It’s going to be a great place once people get over there.
We have forums, chat, IM, polls and tons of other good stuff that should make for a great experience for everyone.
Plus, it’s FREE. NO COST. It’s simply about dating and making friends. So come on over and join up to get your name in the hat. Then if you can, tell a couple friends. The more people that join, the more fun we’ll all have.
You have different types of extremists in this crazy world today. Each one that I can think of makes me scratch my head in wonder. As in what the fuck is the deal with these nut cases.
The first type I’m going to cover is religious extremists. The types that blow up cars, ram planes into buildings, etc. This really boggles my mind. Why do people kill in the name of some (likely imaginary) god? I’ll state it this way for the religious. If we weren’t meant to think for ourselves, why would god give us a brain and free will? He or she could have easily designed us as mindless robots. So why all the violence in the name of religion? I guess some haven’t evolved into civilized individuals. They still hold on to the values of the dark ages where freethinkers or infidels were burned at the stake. Read more…
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