God: Hey Jews.
Jews: Hey.
God: So listen guys, I’m thinking we go in a different direction with this whole religion.
Jews: What?
God: You know, do a non-gritty reboot. Same God taste, new God packaging. That sort of thing.
Jews: We don’t follow.
God: Okay, work with me here guys. Remember the whole ‘angry God’ thing?
Jews: Vividly.
God: Where I killed a whole bunch of you and-
Jews: Yeah.
God: And forty years in the-
Jews: We remember that.
God: Not to mention Robo-Hitler. Yikes.
Jews: Wait, what?
God: Whoops, forget I said that. “Spoiler Alert”, am I right?
Jews: …
God: Anyway, we’re going to re-work this whole “God- thing. For example, kid-friendly is big these days in religion.
Jews: So, like…? Read the rest of this entry »
I just found this on Facebook and had to share it with you:
I don’t know who the artist is, but it’s pretty obvious they understand the way indoctrination works.
Here are some other comics and images to amuse you:
Philosophy Airlines: Read the rest of this entry »
Anyone who follows the bible as the word of god usually cherry picks just the verses that suit his or her personal moral values, or more accurately, those values foisted on them by their religious leader.
Here is a typical argument from a christian.
“Patti: Homosexuality is a sin and it is in black and white in the bible.”
Patti is right. But Lacey shows what else the old testament claims are sins, which we no longer follow in our modern society:
“So is not treating your body like a temple (no more Doritos and bon bons, no more Coke or Pepsi or ice cream or potato chips!). And ladies should have their head covered. And in Deuteronomy, a marriage is only valid if the woman is a virgin, and she should be executed if she is not… and that anyone who commits adultery should be stone to death.
In Mark, divorce is prohibited. I assume for homosexuality you are referring to Leviticus 18A:6 “You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female. It is an abomination.” A similar verse occurs two chapters later, in Leviticus 20:13: “A man who sleeps with another man is an abomination and should be executed.”
Leviticus is a holy code written 3,000 years ago. It also includes prohibitions against round haircuts, tattoos, working on the Sabbath, wearing garments of mixed fabrics (no poly cotton blends), eating pork or shellfish, getting your fortune told, and even playing with the skin of a pig (there goes football!).
I believe in morality, which is doing right regardless of what I am told.. not in religion which is doing what I am told regardless of what is right. You’re welcome to your own interpretation of the bible and of politics, of course, but for me, I need more than “the bible says so” to justify certain things in this world and certainly to judge them.”
I would add that the bible as a code of ethics is just about bankrupt. Even the few good things that Jesus said are not unique or special to the bible. I certainly don’t need to turn to it for anything, never mind my morals and ethics.
How many times have you discussed morals with a christian and they say something like, “If god didn’t exist, I’d rape, murder and steal!” Those people need religion, if that’s the only thing holding them back from their psychopathic and sociopathic drives.
For me, I’m quite happy to be a good person just because it’s the right thing to do. What about you?
Image found here.
I just love the circular reasoning of the good book (Not)! If you haven’t heard of Tim Minchin, here’s one song I just found through Facebook. It’s about the Good Book.
And here’s another one that’s audio only. It’s a sing along!
And I said, WTF? Then I remembered, people in Jerusalem are there because they believe its the promised land, given by God to the Jews. They are just as nutty as the christians, the muslims and all the other religions.
So these zookeepers over in Jerusalem are trying to sort of reconstruct the animals from the bible (old testament, of course) in Israel. They aren’t trying to repopulate the area with the biblical predators like bears, but they are trying to bring back vultures, even though Levitucus 11:13 called them detestable. Which makes me wonder why they’d want to nurture and breed them. And why cherry-pick certain animals but not the rest from the bible? But why try to get logical now?
Almost 100 animals were mentioned in the bible, according to the fluffy, credulous HuffPo article where I found this ridiculous story, so of course, I am quite skeptical. I guess that’s how Noah was able to get them all on the ark, then. He only had 100 or so to deal with, not the millions found in the world today.
There are nearly 100 different types of animals mentioned in the Bible, many of them key players in well-known stories: the lions in Daniel’s den; the dove that scouted for dry land from Noah’s ark; the ram that was sacrificed by Abraham to save the life of his son, Isaac.
Today, many of them are gone, hunted to the point of extinction or driven away by ongoing conflict. Of the 10 animals that are listed as acceptable dinner fare in Deuteronomy 14 — ox, sheep, goat, deer, gazelle, roe deer, wild goat, ibex, antelope and mountain sheep — only two (the gazelle and the ibex) could still be found in the historical boundaries of Israel in 1960. …
“… I want to keep the vultures because they were mentioned in the Bible that it was a common animal and that’s good enough for me.” Read the rest of this entry »
Recently I got an email from someone who said the following:
“I think that rationality and free thinking should be promoted and religious crimes and excesses and crimes condemned. What we hear and read about the churches is absolutely disgusting. However, if have a close look at the gospels, I find it to be such a rational, incredibly intelligent sum of stories, considering the time and the audience Jesus Christ was talking to. I think he was one of the greatest rationalists ever!”
I agree with him about reason, rationality and critical thinking. I don’t agree about the bible though. It’s so full of justified hate and bad morals. I think that overrides the precious few rational or intelligent concepts that are scattered infrequently within. The few good things you can find in the bible are not original either. The Golden Rule, for example. Older than Jesus. Confucious had his own version, so did the Greeks. So there’s really no need for the bible at all!
Also, Jesus said some pretty damned hateful things in the gospels. (see below for just a few) He was forever going on about how if you didn’t follow him you’d burn in hell. That’s not very rational or loving. He also said he talked in parables just to confuse people so they would end up in hell. And he said to hate your family. If you take one message of Jesus and hold it up as a shining example for good rational thinking, you really can’t cherry-pick. You have to take all of his hateful stuff too.
Sure, maybe he said some good things (IF he existed, which I doubt), but it wasn’t anything that amazing when put in context with all the awful stuff he said, or when you think about great thinkers who said awesome things more consistently, like Carl Sagan, Thomas Jefferson, Bertrand Russell or even Ricky Gervais!
Here are a few quotes from and about Jesus that the cherry-pickers missed: Read the rest of this entry »
Apparently Darwin got it wrong. Ricky Gervais, one of my favorite comedians (who also happens to be an outspoken atheist), did a standup special called Animals. I think it was some time ago. I just saw a clip of it a few minutes ago and had to share it with you. I hope you learn as much as I did. I really appreciate God now. I mean, come on, he created Light in complete darkness! Amazing!
(about 10 minutes long)




