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		<title>Liquid Glass Is Groovy!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/1718295_222350_110564f499_p.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-2506" title="Halloo!" src="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/1718295_222350_110564f499_p-420x449.jpg" alt="" width="316" height="338" /></a>Happy Darwin Day everyone! Today is Darwin&#8217;s birthday and in honor of him, I thought I&#8217;d post this article about Liquid Glass, which could possibly be the coolest nanotech material I&#8217;ve seen in some time. I think it&#8217;s so cool mainly because of its versatility and the fact that it&#8217;s already in use in Germany, the UK and Turkey.</p>
<p>Why am I talking about nanotech on Darwin&#8217;s birthday? If you think about it, without evolution, we wouldn&#8217;t be able to manipulate our world so deftly and with such finesse. About 195,000 years ago homo sapiens first appeared in the fossil record. We started leaving Africa about 70,000 years ago, and migrated as far as the Americas 14,500 years ago.</p>
<p>A mere 10,000 years ago, we were mostly hunter-gatherers in nomadic groups. The first proto-states were developed only 6,000 years ago. Think of that! Look how far we&#8217;ve come in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/1718295_222350_110564f499_p.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-2506" title="Halloo!" src="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/1718295_222350_110564f499_p-420x449.jpg" alt="" width="316" height="338" /></a>Happy Darwin Day everyone! Today is Darwin&#8217;s birthday and in honor of him, I thought I&#8217;d post this article about Liquid Glass, which could possibly be the coolest nanotech material I&#8217;ve seen in some time. I think it&#8217;s so cool mainly because of its versatility and the fact that it&#8217;s already in use in Germany, the UK and Turkey.</p>
<p>Why am I talking about nanotech on Darwin&#8217;s birthday? If you think about it, without evolution, we wouldn&#8217;t be able to manipulate our world so deftly and with such finesse. About 195,000 years ago homo sapiens first appeared in the fossil record. We started leaving Africa about 70,000 years ago, and migrated as far as the Americas 14,500 years ago.</p>
<p>A mere 10,000 years ago, we were mostly hunter-gatherers in nomadic groups. The first proto-states were developed only 6,000 years ago. Think of that! Look how far we&#8217;ve come in such a short time!</p>
<p>Think of how we lived just 100 years ago in 1910.</p>
<ul>
<li>By 1910 many suburban homes were wired up with power and new electronic gadgets.</li>
<li>Vacuum cleaners and washing machines had just become commercially available, though still expensive for middle class folks</li>
<li>The telephone was new, and millions of American homes were connected by manual switchboard</li>
<li>People relied on the paper for their news, but radio technology was in its infancy</li>
<li>The age of the airship was in full swing. Only 7 years previously, the Wright brothers had flown at Kitty Hawk</li>
<li>Henry Ford introduced the Model T 2 years before and sold about 10,000 of them this year</li>
<li>Advances in the use of gases meant the first electric refrigerators and air conditioning units.</li>
<li>Neon lighting was debuted in Paris</li>
<li>Inventions included: escalators, teabags, cellophane, instant coffee and disposable razor blades</li>
<li>Women still had another 3 years of corsets</li>
</ul>
<p>Things they didn&#8217;t have in 1910:<span id="more-2505"></span></p>
<ul>
<li>stainless steel</li>
<li>zippers</li>
<li>the modern bra</li>
<li>the modern band-aid</li>
<li>the pop-up toaster</li>
<li>sliced bread</li>
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<p>But let&#8217;s get back to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodium_silicate" target="_blank">Liquid  Glass</a>. You spray it on. It&#8217;s transparent, non-toxic and can protect virtually any surface against almost any damage from hazards such as water, UV radiation, dirt, heat and bacterial infections. It&#8217;s flexible and breathable, which means it can be used on all kinds of products.</p>
<blockquote><p>The liquid glass spray (technically termed “SiO2 ultra-thin layering”) consists of almost pure silicon dioxide (silica, the normal compound in glass) extracted from quartz sand. Water or ethanol is added, depending on the type of surface to be coated. There are no additives, and the nano-scale glass coating bonds to the surface because of the quantum forces involved. According to the manufacturers, liquid glass has a long-lasting antibacterial effect because microbes landing on the surface cannot divide or replicate easily.</p>
<p>Liquid glass was invented in Turkey and the patent is held by Nanopool, a family-owned German company. Research on the product was carried out at the Saarbrücken Institute for New Materials. Nanopool is already in negotiations in the UK with a number of companies and with the National Health Service, with a view to its widespread adoption.</p>
<p>The liquid glass spray produces a water-resistant coating only around 100 nanometers (15-30 molecules) thick. On this nanoscale the glass is highly flexible and breathable. The coating is environmentally harmless and non-toxic, and easy to clean using only water or a simple wipe with a damp cloth. It repels bacteria, water and dirt, and resists heat, UV light and even acids. UK project manager with Nanopool, Neil McClelland, said soon almost every product you purchase will be coated with liquid glass.</p>
<p>Food processing companies in Germany have already carried out trials of the spray, and found sterile surfaces that usually needed to be cleaned with strong bleach to keep them sterile needed only a hot water rinse if they were coated with liquid glass. The levels of sterility were higher for the glass-coated surfaces, and the surfaces remained sterile for months.</p>
<p>Other organizations, such as a train company and a hotel chain in the UK, and a hamburger chain in Germany, are also testing liquid glass for a wide range of uses. A year-long trial of the spray in a Lancashire hospital also produced “very promising” results for a range of applications including coatings for equipment, medical implants, catheters, sutures and bandages. The war graves association in the UK is investigating using the spray to treat stone monuments and grave stones, since trials have shown the coating protects against weathering and graffiti. Trials in Turkey are testing the product on monuments such as the Ataturk Mausoleum in Ankara.</p>
<p>The liquid glass coating is breathable, which means it can be used on plants and seeds. Trials in vineyards have found spraying vines increases their resistance to fungal diseases, while other tests have shown sprayed seeds germinate and grow faster than untreated seeds, and coated wood is not attacked by termites. Other vineyard applications include coating corks with liquid glass to prevent “corking” and contamination of wine. The spray cannot be seen by the naked eye, which means it could also be used to treat clothing and other materials to make them stain-resistant. McClelland said you can “pour a bottle of wine over an expensive silk shirt and it will come right off”.</p>
<p>In the home, spray-on glass would eliminate the need for scrubbing and make most cleaning products obsolete. Since it is available in both water-based and alcohol-based solutions, it can be used in the oven, in bathrooms, tiles, sinks, and almost every other surface in the home, and one spray is said to last a year.</p>
<p>Liquid glass spray is perhaps the most important nanotechnology product to emerge to date. It will be available in DIY stores in Britain soon, with prices starting at around £5 ($8 US). Other outlets, such as many supermarkets, may be unwilling to stock the products because they make enormous profits from cleaning products that need to be replaced regularly, and liquid glass would make virtually all of them obsolete.</p>
<p>Thanks, <a href="http://www.physorg.com/news184310039.html" target="_blank">PhysOrg</a></p></blockquote>
<p>A bit more info on it:</p>
<blockquote><p>The flexible and breathable glass coating is approximately 100 nanometres thick (500 times thinner than a human hair), and so it is completely undetectable. It is food safe, environmentally friendly (winner of the Green Apple  Award) and it can be applied to almost any surface within seconds . When coated, all surfaces become easy to clean and anti-microbially protected  (Winner of the NHS Smart Solutions Award ). Houses, cars, ovens, wedding  dress   or any other  protected surface  become stain resistant and can be easily cleaned with water  ; no cleaning chemicals  are required. Amazingly a 30 second DIY application to a sink unit will last for a year or years, depending on how often it is used. But it does not stop there &#8211; the coatings are now also recognised as being suitable for agricultural and in-vivo application. Vines coated with SiO2 don’t  suffer from mildew, and coated seeds grow more rapidly without the need for anti-fungal chemicals. This will result in farmers in enjoying  massively increased yields.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>&#8230;The really clever part is that there are no added nano-particles ,  resins or additives- the coatings form and bond due to quantum forces.  Our research informs us that in all probability, we  offer the most  versatile coating in the world. This technology is now available for domestic use in Germany.  Full scale retail availability in the UK will commence in early 2010.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://www.nanopool.eu/couk/index.htm" target="_blank">Nanopool</a></p></blockquote>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_sapiens" target="_blank">Evolution Information</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.livescience.com/technology/100101-technology-1910.html" target="_blank">100 Years Ago Information</a></li>
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	<li><a href="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/2009/03/13/random-thoughts-about-human-impact-on-evolution/" title="Random Thoughts About Human Impact On Evolution (March 13, 2009)">Random Thoughts About Human Impact On Evolution</a> (2)</li>
	<li><a href="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/2010/02/23/some-recent-scientific-studies/" title="Some Recent Scientific Studies (February 23, 2010)">Some Recent Scientific Studies</a> (0)</li>
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		<title>Why I Am Not A Christian</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Bertrand_Russell_1950.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-2349" title="Bertrand_Russell_1950" src="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Bertrand_Russell_1950.jpg" alt="Bertrand_Russell_1950" width="162" height="217" /></a>by Bertrand Russell</p>
<p>Russell delivered this lecture on March 6, 1927 to the National Secular Society, South London Branch, at Battersea Town Hall. Published in pamphlet form in that same year, the essay subsequently achieved new fame with Paul Edwards&#8217; edition of Russell&#8217;s book, Why I Am Not a Christian and Other Essays &#8230; (1957).</p>
<blockquote><p>As your Chairman has told you, the subject about which I am going to speak to you tonight is &#8220;Why I Am Not a Christian.&#8221; Perhaps it would be as well, first of all, to try to make out what one means by the word Christian. It is used these days in a very loose sense by a great many people. Some people mean no more by it than a person who attempts to live a good life. In that sense I suppose there would be Christians in all sects and creeds; but I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Bertrand_Russell_1950.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-2349" title="Bertrand_Russell_1950" src="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Bertrand_Russell_1950.jpg" alt="Bertrand_Russell_1950" width="162" height="217" /></a>by Bertrand Russell</p>
<p>Russell delivered this lecture on March 6, 1927 to the National Secular Society, South London Branch, at Battersea Town Hall. Published in pamphlet form in that same year, the essay subsequently achieved new fame with Paul Edwards&#8217; edition of Russell&#8217;s book, Why I Am Not a Christian and Other Essays &#8230; (1957).</p>
<blockquote><p>As your Chairman has told you, the subject about which I am going to speak to you tonight is &#8220;Why I Am Not a Christian.&#8221; Perhaps it would be as well, first of all, to try to make out what one means by the word Christian. It is used these days in a very loose sense by a great many people. Some people mean no more by it than a person who attempts to live a good life. In that sense I suppose there would be Christians in all sects and creeds; but I do not think that that is the proper sense of the word, if only because it would imply that all the people who are not Christians &#8212; all the Buddhists, Confucians, Mohammedans, and so on &#8212; are not trying to live a good life. I do not mean by a Christian any person who tries to live decently according to his lights. I think that you must have a certain amount of definite belief before you have a right to call yourself a Christian. The word does not have quite such a full-blooded meaning now as it had in the times of St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas. In those days, if a man said that he was a Christian it was known what he meant. You accepted a whole collection of creeds which were set out with great precision, and every single syllable of those creeds you believed with the whole strength of your convictions.</p>
<p><strong>What Is a Christian?</strong><br />
Nowadays it is not quite that. We have to be a little more vague in our meaning of Christianity. I think, however, that there are two different items which are quite essential to anybody calling himself a Christian. The first is one of a dogmatic nature &#8212; namely, that you must believe in God and immortality. If you do not believe in those two things, I do not think that you can properly call yourself a Christian. Then, further than that, as the name implies, you must have some kind of belief about Christ. The Mohammedans, for instance, also believe in God and in immortality, and yet they would not call themselves Christians. I think you must have at the very lowest the belief that Christ was, if not divine, at least the best and wisest of men. If you are not going to believe that much about Christ, I do not think you have any right to call yourself a Christian. Of course, there is another sense, which you find in Whitaker&#8217;s Almanack and in geography books, where the population of the world is said to be divided into Christians, Mohammedans, Buddhists, fetish worshipers, and so on; and in that sense we are all Christians. The geography books count us all in, but that is a purely geographical sense, which I suppose we can ignore.Therefore I take it that when I tell you why I am not a Christian I have to tell you two different things: first, why I do not believe in God and in immortality; and, secondly, why I do not think that Christ was the best and wisest of men, although I grant him a very high degree of moral goodness.<span id="more-2348"></span></p>
<p>But for the successful efforts of unbelievers in the past, I could not take so elastic a definition of Christianity as that. As I said before, in olden days it had a much more full-blooded sense. For instance, it included he belief in hell. Belief in eternal hell-fire was an essential item of Christian belief until pretty recent times. In this country, as you know, it ceased to be an essential item because of a decision of the Privy Council, and from that decision the Archbishop of Canterbury and the Archbishop of York dissented; but in this country our religion is settled by Act of Parliament, and therefore the Privy Council was able to override their Graces and hell was no longer necessary to a Christian. Consequently I shall not insist that a Christian must believe in hell.</p>
<p><strong>The Existence of God</strong><br />
To come to this question of the existence of God: it is a large and serious question, and if I were to attempt to deal with it in any adequate manner I should have to keep you here until Kingdom Come, so that you will have to excuse me if I deal with it in a somewhat summary fashion. You know, of course, that the Catholic Church has laid it down as a dogma that the existence of God can be proved by the unaided reason. That is a somewhat curious dogma, but it is one of their dogmas. They had to introduce it because at one time the freethinkers adopted the habit of saying that there were such and such arguments which mere reason might urge against the existence of God, but of course they knew as a matter of faith that God did exist. The arguments and the reasons were set out at great length, and the Catholic Church felt that they must stop it. Therefore they laid it down that the existence of God can be proved by the unaided reason and they had to set up what they considered were arguments to prove it. There are, of course, a number of them, but I shall take only a few.</p>
<p><strong>The First-Cause Argument</strong><br />
Perhaps the simplest and easiest to understand is the argument of the First Cause. (It is maintained that everything we see in this world has a cause, and as you go back in the chain of causes further and further you must come to a First Cause, and to that First Cause you give the name of God.) That argument, I suppose, does not carry very much weight nowadays, because, in the first place, cause is not quite what it used to be. The philosophers and the men of science have got going on cause, and it has not anything like the vitality it used to have; but, apart from that, you can see that the argument that there must be a First Cause is one that cannot have any validity. I may say that when I was a young man and was debating these questions very seriously in my mind, I for a long time accepted the argument of the First Cause, until one day, at the age of eighteen, I read John Stuart Mill&#8217;s Autobiography, and I there found this sentence: &#8220;My father taught me that the question &#8216;Who made me?&#8217; cannot be answered, since it immediately suggests the further question `Who made god?&#8217;&#8221; That very simple sentence showed me, as I still think, the fallacy in the argument of the First Cause. If everything must have a cause, then God must have a cause. If there can be anything without a cause, it may just as well be the world as God, so that there cannot be any validity in that argument. It is exactly of the same nature as the Hindu&#8217;s view, that the world rested upon an elephant and the elephant rested upon a tortoise; and when they said, &#8220;How about the tortoise?&#8221; the Indian said, &#8220;Suppose we change the subject.&#8221; The argument is really no better than that. There is no reason why the world could not have come into being without a cause; nor, on the other hand, is there any reason why it should not have always existed. There is no reason to suppose that the world had a beginning at all. The idea that things must have a beginning is really due to the poverty of our imagination. Therefore, perhaps, I need not waste any more time upon the argument about the First Cause.</p>
<p><strong>The Natural-Law Argument</strong><br />
Then there is a very common argument from natural law. That was a favorite argument all through the eighteenth century, especially under the influence of Sir Isaac Newton and his cosmogony. People observed the planets going around the sun according to the law of gravitation, and they thought that God had given a behest to these planets to move in that particular fashion, and that was why they did so. That was, of course, a convenient and simple explanation that saved them the trouble of looking any further for explanations of the law of gravitation. Nowadays we explain the law of gravitation in a somewhat complicated fashion that Einstein has introduced. I do not propose to give you a lecture on the law of gravitation, as interpreted by Einstein, because that again would take some time; at any rate, you no longer have the sort of natural law that you had in the Newtonian system, where, for some reason that nobody could understand, nature behaved in a uniform fashion. We now find that a great many things we thought were natural laws are really human conventions. You know that even in the remotest depths of stellar space there are still three feet to a yard. That is, no doubt, a very remarkable fact, but you would hardly call it a law of nature. And a great many things that have been regarded as laws of nature are of that kind. On the other hand, where you can get down to any knowledge of what atoms actually do, you will find they are much less subject to law than people thought, and that the laws at which you arrive are statistical averages of just the sort that would emerge from chance. There is, as we all know, a law that if you throw dice you will get double sixes only about once in thirty-six times, and we do not regard that as evidence that the fall of the dice is regulated by design; on the contrary, if the double sixes came every time we should think that there was design. The laws of nature are of that sort as regards a great many of them. They are statistical averages such as would emerge from the laws of chance; and that makes this whole business of natural law much less impressive than it formerly was. Quite apart from that, which represents the momentary state of science that may change tomorrow, the whole idea that natural laws imply a lawgiver is due to a confusion between natural and human laws. Human laws are behests commanding you to behave a certain way, in which you may choose to behave, or you may choose not to behave; but natural laws are a description of how things do in fact behave, and being a mere description of what they in fact do, you cannot argue that there must be somebody who told them to do that, because even supposing that there were, you are then faced with the question &#8220;Why did God issue just those natural laws and no others?&#8221; If you say that he did it simply from his own good pleasure, and without any reason, you then find that there is something which is not subject to law, and so your train of natural law is interrupted. If you say, as more orthodox theologians do, that in all the laws which God issues he had a reason for giving those laws rather than others &#8212; the reason, of course, being to create the best universe, although you would never think it to look at it &#8212; if there were a reason for the laws which God gave, then God himself was subject to law, and therefore you do not get any advantage by introducing God as an intermediary. You really have a law outside and anterior to the divine edicts, and God does not serve your purpose, because he is not the ultimate lawgiver. In short, this whole argument about natural law no longer has anything like the strength that it used to have. I am traveling on in time in my review of the arguments. The arguments that are used for the existence of God change their character as time goes on. They were at first hard intellectual arguments embodying certain quite definite fallacies. As we come to modern times they become less respectable intellectually and more and more affected by a kind of moralizing vagueness.</p>
<p><strong>The Argument from Design</strong><br />
The next step in the process brings us to the argument from design. You all know the argument from design: everything in the world is made just so that we can manage to live in the world, and if the world was ever so little different, we could not manage to live in it. That is the argument from design. It sometimes takes a rather curious form; for instance, it is argued that rabbits have white tails in order to be easy to shoot. I do not know how rabbits would view that application. It is an easy argument to parody. You all know Voltaire&#8217;s remark, that obviously the nose was designed to be such as to fit spectacles. That sort of parody has turned out to be not nearly so wide of the mark as it might have seemed in the eighteenth century, because since the time of Darwin we understand much better why living creatures are adapted to their environment. It is not that their environment was made to be suitable to them but that they grew to be suitable to it, and that is the basis of adaptation. There is no evidence of design about it.</p>
<p>When you come to look into this argument from design, it is a most astonishing thing that people can believe that this world, with all the things that are in it, with all its defects, should be the best that omnipotence and omniscience have been able to produce in millions of years. I really cannot believe it. Do you think that, if you were granted omnipotence and omniscience and millions of years in which to perfect your world, you could produce nothing better than the Ku Klux Klan or the Fascists? Moreover, if you accept the ordinary laws of science, you have to suppose that human life and life in general on this planet will die out in due course: it is a stage in the decay of the solar system; at a certain stage of decay you get the sort of conditions of temperature and so forth which are suitable to protoplasm, and there is life for a short time in the life of the whole solar system. You see in the moon the sort of thing to which the earth is tending &#8212; something dead, cold, and lifeless.</p>
<p>I am told that that sort of view is depressing, and people will sometimes tell you that if they believed that, they would not be able to go on living. Do not believe it; it is all nonsense. Nobody really worries about much about what is going to happen millions of years hence. Even if they think they are worrying much about that, they are really deceiving themselves. They are worried about something much more mundane, or it may merely be a bad digestion; but nobody is really seriously rendered unhappy by the thought of something that is going to happen to this world millions and millions of years hence. Therefore, although it is of course a gloomy view to suppose that life will die out &#8212; at least I suppose we may say so, although sometimes when I contemplate the things that people do with their lives I think it is almost a consolation &#8212; it is not such as to render life miserable. It merely makes you turn your attention to other things.</p>
<p><strong>The Moral Arguments for a Deity</strong><br />
Now we reach one stage further in what I shall call the intellectual descent that the Theists have made in their argumentations, and we come to what are called the moral arguments for the existence of God. You all know, of course, that there used to be in the old days three intellectual arguments for the existence of God, all of which were disposed of by Immanuel Kant in the Critique of Pure Reason; but no sooner had he disposed of those arguments than he invented a new one, a moral argument, and that quite convinced him. He was like many people: in intellectual matters he was skeptical, but in moral matters he believed implicitly in the maxims that he had imbibed at his mother&#8217;s knee. That illustrates what the psychoanalysts so much emphasize &#8212; the immensely stronger hold upon us that our very early associations have than those of later times.</p>
<p>Kant, as I say, invented a new moral argument for the existence of God, and that in varying forms was extremely popular during the nineteenth century. It has all sorts of forms. One form is to say there would be no right or wrong unless God existed. I am not for the moment concerned with whether there is a difference between right and wrong, or whether there is not: that is another question. The point I am concerned with is that, if you are quite sure there is a difference between right and wrong, then you are in this situation: Is that difference due to God&#8217;s fiat or is it not? If it is due to God&#8217;s fiat, then for God himself there is no difference between right and wrong, and it is no longer a significant statement to say that God is good. If you are going to say, as theologians do, that God is good, you must then say that right and wrong have some meaning which is independent of God&#8217;s fiat, because God&#8217;s fiats are good and not bad independently of the mere fact that he made them. If you are going to say that, you will then have to say that it is not only through God that right and wrong came into being, but that they are in their essence logically anterior to God. You could, of course, if you liked, say that there was a superior deity who gave orders to the God that made this world, or could take up the line that some of the gnostics took up &#8212; a line which I often thought was a very plausible one &#8212; that as a matter of fact this world that we know was made by the devil at a moment when God was not looking. There is a good deal to be said for that, and I am not concerned to refute it.</p>
<p><strong>The Argument for the Remedying of Injustice</strong><br />
Then there is another very curious form of moral argument, which is this: they say that the existence of God is required in order to bring justice into the world. In the part of this universe that we know there is great injustice, and often the good suffer, and often the wicked prosper, and one hardly knows which of those is the more annoying; but if you are going to have justice in the universe as a whole you have to suppose a future life to redress the balance of life here on earth. So they say that there must be a God, and there must be Heaven and Hell in order that in the long run there may be justice. That is a very curious argument. If you looked at the matter from a scientific point of view, you would say, &#8220;After all, I only know this world. I do not know about the rest of the universe, but so far as one can argue at all on probabilities one would say that probably this world is a fair sample, and if there is injustice here the odds are that there is injustice elsewhere also.&#8221; Supposing you got a crate of oranges that you opened, and you found all the top layer of oranges bad, you would not argue, &#8220;The underneath ones must be good, so as to redress the balance.&#8221; You would say, &#8220;Probably the whole lot is a bad consignment&#8221;; and that is really what a scientific person would argue about the universe. He would say, &#8220;Here we find in this world a great deal of injustice, and so far as that goes that is a reason for supposing that justice does not rule in the world; and therefore so far as it goes it affords a moral argument against deity and not in favor of one.&#8221; Of course I know that the sort of intellectual arguments that I have been talking to you about are not what really moves people. What really moves people to believe in God is not any intellectual argument at all. Most people believe in God because they have been taught from early infancy to do it, and that is the main reason.</p>
<p>Then I think that the next most powerful reason is the wish for safety, a sort of feeling that there is a big brother who will look after you. That plays a very profound part in influencing people&#8217;s desire for a belief in God.</p>
<p><strong>The Character of Christ</strong><br />
I now want to say a few words upon a topic which I often think is not quite sufficiently dealt with by Rationalists, and that is the question whether Christ was the best and the wisest of men. It is generally taken for granted that we should all agree that that was so. I do not myself. I think that there are a good many points upon which I agree with Christ a great deal more than the professing Christians do. I do not know that I could go with Him all the way, but I could go with Him much further than most professing Christians can. You will remember that He said, &#8220;Resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.&#8221; That is not a new precept or a new principle. It was used by Lao-tse and Buddha some 500 or 600 years before Christ, but it is not a principle which as a matter of fact Christians accept. I have no doubt that the present prime minister [Stanley Baldwin], for instance, is a most sincere Christian, but I should not advise any of you to go and smite him on one cheek. I think you might find that he thought this text was intended in a figurative sense.</p>
<p>Then there is another point which I consider excellent. You will remember that Christ said, &#8220;Judge not lest ye be judged.&#8221; That principle I do not think you would find was popular in the law courts of Christian countries. I have known in my time quite a number of judges who were very earnest Christians, and none of them felt that they were acting contrary to Christian principles in what they did. Then Christ says, &#8220;Give to him that asketh of thee, and from him that would borrow of thee turn not thou away.&#8221; That is a very good principle. Your Chairman has reminded you that we are not here to talk politics, but I cannot help observing that the last general election was fought on the question of how desirable it was to turn away from him that would borrow of thee, so that one must assume that the Liberals and Conservatives of this country are composed of people who do not agree with the teaching of Christ, because they certainly did very emphatically turn away on that occasion.</p>
<p>Then there is one other maxim of Christ which I think has a great deal in it, but I do not find that it is very popular among some of our Christian friends. He says, &#8220;If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that which thou hast, and give to the poor.&#8221; That is a very excellent maxim, but, as I say, it is not much practised. All these, I think, are good maxims, although they are a little difficult to live up to. I do not profess to live up to them myself; but then, after all, it is not quite the same thing as for a Christian.</p>
<p><strong>Defects in Christ&#8217;s Teaching</strong><br />
Having granted the excellence of these maxims, I come to certain points in which I do not believe that one can grant either the superlative wisdom or the superlative goodness of Christ as depicted in the Gospels; and here I may say that one is not concerned with the historical question. Historically it is quite doubtful whether Christ ever existed at all, and if He did we do not know anything about him, so that I am not concerned with the historical question, which is a very difficult one. I am concerned with Christ as He appears in the Gospels, taking the Gospel narrative as it stands, and there one does find some things that do not seem to be very wise. For one thing, he certainly thought that His second coming would occur in clouds of glory before the death of all the people who were living at that time. There are a great many texts that prove that. He says, for instance, &#8220;Ye shall not have gone over the cities of Israel till the Son of Man be come.&#8221; Then he says, &#8220;There are some standing here which shall not taste death till the Son of Man comes into His kingdom&#8221;; and there are a lot of places where it is quite clear that He believed that His second coming would happen during the lifetime of many then living. That was the belief of His earlier followers, and it was the basis of a good deal of His moral teaching. When He said, &#8220;Take no thought for the morrow,&#8221; and things of that sort, it was very largely because He thought that the second coming was going to be very soon, and that all ordinary mundane affairs did not count. I have, as a matter of fact, known some Christians who did believe that the second coming was imminent. I knew a parson who frightened his congregation terribly by telling them that the second coming was very imminent indeed, but they were much consoled when they found that he was planting trees in his garden. The early Christians did really believe it, and they did abstain from such things as planting trees in their gardens, because they did accept from Christ the belief that the second coming was imminent. In that respect, clearly He was not so wise as some other people have been, and He was certainly not superlatively wise.</p>
<p><strong>The Moral Problem</strong><br />
Then you come to moral questions. There is one very serious defect to my mind in Christ&#8217;s moral character, and that is that He believed in hell. I do not myself feel that any person who is really profoundly humane can believe in everlasting punishment. Christ certainly as depicted in the Gospels did believe in everlasting punishment, and one does find repeatedly a vindictive fury against those people who would not listen to His preaching &#8212; an attitude which is not uncommon with preachers, but which does somewhat detract from superlative excellence. You do not, for instance find that attitude in Socrates. You find him quite bland and urbane toward the people who would not listen to him; and it is, to my mind, far more worthy of a sage to take that line than to take the line of indignation. You probably all remember the sorts of things that Socrates was saying when he was dying, and the sort of things that he generally did say to people who did not agree with him.</p>
<p>You will find that in the Gospels Christ said, &#8220;Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of Hell.&#8221; That was said to people who did not like His preaching. It is not really to my mind quite the best tone, and there are a great many of these things about Hell. There is, of course, the familiar text about the sin against the Holy Ghost: &#8220;Whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost it shall not be forgiven him neither in this World nor in the world to come.&#8221; That text has caused an unspeakable amount of misery in the world, for all sorts of people have imagined that they have committed the sin against the Holy Ghost, and thought that it would not be forgiven them either in this world or in the world to come. I really do not think that a person with a proper degree of kindliness in his nature would have put fears and terrors of that sort into the world.</p>
<p>Then Christ says, &#8220;The Son of Man shall send forth his His angels, and they shall gather out of His kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity, and shall cast them into a furnace of fire; there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth&#8221;; and He goes on about the wailing and gnashing of teeth. It comes in one verse after another, and it is quite manifest to the reader that there is a certain pleasure in contemplating wailing and gnashing of teeth, or else it would not occur so often. Then you all, of course, remember about the sheep and the goats; how at the second coming He is going to divide the sheep from the goats, and He is going to say to the goats, &#8220;Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire.&#8221; He continues, &#8220;And these shall go away into everlasting fire.&#8221; Then He says again, &#8220;If thy hand offend thee, cut it off; it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into Hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched; where the worm dieth not and the fire is not quenched.&#8221; He repeats that again and again also. I must say that I think all this doctrine, that hell-fire is a punishment for sin, is a doctrine of cruelty. It is a doctrine that put cruelty into the world and gave the world generations of cruel torture; and the Christ of the Gospels, if you could take Him asHis chroniclers represent Him, would certainly have to be considered partly responsible for that.</p>
<p>There are other things of less importance. There is the instance of the Gadarene swine, where it certainly was not very kind to the pigs to put the devils into them and make them rush down the hill into the sea. You must remember that He was omnipotent, and He could have made the devils simply go away; but He chose to send them into the pigs. Then there is the curious story of the fig tree, which always rather puzzled me. You remember what happened about the fig tree. &#8220;He was hungry; and seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, He came if haply He might find anything thereon; and when He came to it He found nothing but leaves, for the time of figs was not yet. And Jesus answered and said unto it: &#8216;No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever&#8217; . . . and Peter . . . saith unto Him: &#8216;Master, behold the fig tree which thou cursedst is withered away.&#8217;&#8221; This is a very curious story, because it was not the right time of year for figs, and you really could not blame the tree. I cannot myself feel that either in the matter of wisdom or in the matter of virtue Christ stands quite as high as some other people known to history. I think I should put Buddha and Socrates above Him in those respects.</p>
<p><strong>The Emotional Factor</strong><br />
As I said before, I do not think that the real reason why people accept religion has anything to do with argumentation. They accept religion on emotional grounds. One is often told that it is a very wrong thing to attack religion, because religion makes men virtuous. So I am told; I have not noticed it. You know, of course, the parody of that argument in Samuel Butler&#8217;s book, Erewhon Revisited. You will remember that in Erewhon there is a certain Higgs who arrives in a remote country, and after spending some time there he escapes from that country in a balloon. Twenty years later he comes back to that country and finds a new religion in which he is worshiped under the name of the &#8220;Sun Child,&#8221; and it is said that he ascended into heaven. He finds that the Feast of the Ascension is about to be celebrated, and he hears Professors Hanky and Panky say to each other that they never set eyes on the man Higgs, and they hope they never will; but they are the high priests of the religion of the Sun Child. He is very indignant, and he comes up to them, and he says, &#8220;I am going to expose all this humbug and tell the people of Erewhon that it was only I, the man Higgs, and I went up in a balloon.&#8221; He was told, &#8220;You must not do that, because all the morals of this country are bound round this myth, and if they once know that you did not ascend into Heaven they will all become wicked&#8221;; and so he is persuaded of that and he goes quietly away.</p>
<p>That is the idea &#8212; that we should all be wicked if we did not hold to the Christian religion. It seems to me that the people who have held to it have been for the most part extremely wicked. You find this curious fact, that the more intense has been the religion of any period and the more profound has been the dogmatic belief, the greater has been the cruelty and the worse has been the state of affairs. In the so-called ages of faith, when men really did believe the Christian religion in all its completeness, there was the Inquisition, with all its tortures; there were millions of unfortunate women burned as witches; and there was every kind of cruelty practiced upon all sorts of people in the name of religion.</p>
<p>You find as you look around the world that every single bit of progress in humane feeling, every improvement in the criminal law, every step toward the diminution of war, every step toward better treatment of the colored races, or every mitigation of slavery, every moral progress that there has been in the world, has been consistently opposed by the organized churches of the world. I say quite deliberately that the Christian religion, as organized in its churches, has been and still is the principal enemy of moral progress in the world.</p>
<p><strong>How the Churches Have Retarded Progress</strong><br />
You may think that I am going too far when I say that that is still so. I do not think that I am. Take one fact. You will bear with me if I mention it. It is not a pleasant fact, but the churches compel one to mention facts that are not pleasant. Supposing that in this world that we live in today an inexperienced girl is married to a syphilitic man; in that case the Catholic Church says, &#8220;This is an indissoluble sacrament. You must endure celibacy or stay together. And if you stay together, you must not use birth control to prevent the birth of syphilitic children.&#8221; Nobody whose natural sympathies have not been warped by dogma, or whose moral nature was not absolutely dead to all sense of suffering, could maintain that it is right and proper that that state of things should continue.</p>
<p>That is only an example. There are a great many ways in which, at the present moment, the church, by its insistence upon what it chooses to call morality, inflicts upon all sorts of people undeserved and unnecessary suffering. And of course, as we know, it is in its major part an opponent still of progress and improvement in all the ways that diminish suffering in the world, because it has chosen to label as morality a certain narrow set of rules of conduct which have nothing to do with human happiness; and when you say that this or that ought to be done because it would make for human happiness, they think that has nothing to do with the matter at all. &#8220;What has human happiness to do with morals? The object of morals is not to make people happy.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Fear, the Foundation of Religion</strong><br />
Religion is based, I think, primarily and mainly upon fear. It is partly the terror of the unknown and partly, as I have said, the wish to feel that you have a kind of elder brother who will stand by you in all your troubles and disputes. Fear is the basis of the whole thing &#8212; fear of the mysterious, fear of defeat, fear of death. Fear is the parent of cruelty, and therefore it is no wonder if cruelty and religion have gone hand in hand. It is because fear is at the basis of those two things. In this world we can now begin a little to understand things, and a little to master them by help of science, which has forced its way step by step against the Christian religion, against the churches, and against the opposition of all the old precepts. Science can help us to get over this craven fear in which mankind has lived for so many generations. Science can teach us, and I think our own hearts can teach us, no longer to look around for imaginary supports, no longer to invent allies in the sky, but rather to look to our own efforts here below to make this world a better place to live in, instead of the sort of place that the churches in all these centuries have made it.</p>
<p><strong>What We Must Do</strong><br />
We want to stand upon our own feet and look fair and square at the world &#8212; its good facts, its bad facts, its beauties, and its ugliness; see the world as it is and be not afraid of it. Conquer the world by intelligence and not merely by being slavishly subdued by the terror that comes from it. The whole conception of God is a conception derived from the ancient Oriental despotisms. It is a conception quite unworthy of free men. When you hear people in church debasing themselves and saying that they are miserable sinners, and all the rest of it, it seems contemptible and not worthy of self-respecting human beings. We ought to stand up and look the world frankly in the face. We ought to make the best we can of the world, and if it is not so good as we wish, after all it will still be better than what these others have made of it in all these ages. A good world needs knowledge, kindliness, and courage; it does not need a regretful hankering after the past or a fettering of the free intelligence by the words uttered long ago by ignorant men. It needs a fearless outlook and a free intelligence. It needs hope for the future, not looking back all the time toward a past that is dead, which we trust will be far surpassed by the future that our intelligence can create.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.users.drew.edu/~jlenz/brs.html" target="_blank">The Bertrand Russell Society</a></p></blockquote>
<p>Thanks Mr. Russell, I couldn&#8217;t agree more!</p>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/phdcatdebates128524600461723750.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-2340" title="phdcatdebates128524600461723750" src="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/phdcatdebates128524600461723750.jpg" alt="phdcatdebates128524600461723750" width="412" height="310" /></a>I have some videos to share with you today. All three are created by John Boswell and are different, interesting, inspiring and thought provoking. You can find the videos with the lyrics and downloads of the songs in different formats at his site: <a href="http://www.symphonyofscience.com/" target="_blank">The Symphony of Science</a>. Here&#8217;s what the site says:</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">&#8220;The Symphony of Science is a musical project by John Boswell designed to deliver scientific knowledge and philosophy in musical form. Here you can watch music videos, download songs, read lyrics and find links relating to the messages conveyed by the music.&#8221;</p>
<p>The first time I heard A Glorious Dawn was on the <a href="http://doubtreligion.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Reasonable Doubts</a> podcast. I didn&#8217;t care for it for the first few seconds but it grew on me very quickly. When I watched the videos I was inspired. Basically Carl Sagan and other awesome scientists are singing in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/phdcatdebates128524600461723750.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-2340" title="phdcatdebates128524600461723750" src="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/phdcatdebates128524600461723750.jpg" alt="phdcatdebates128524600461723750" width="412" height="310" /></a>I have some videos to share with you today. All three are created by John Boswell and are different, interesting, inspiring and thought provoking. You can find the videos with the lyrics and downloads of the songs in different formats at his site: <a href="http://www.symphonyofscience.com/" target="_blank">The Symphony of Science</a>. Here&#8217;s what the site says:</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">&#8220;The Symphony of Science is a musical project by John Boswell designed to deliver scientific knowledge and philosophy in musical form. Here you can watch music videos, download songs, read lyrics and find links relating to the messages conveyed by the music.&#8221;</p>
<p>The first time I heard A Glorious Dawn was on the <a href="http://doubtreligion.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Reasonable Doubts</a> podcast. I didn&#8217;t care for it for the first few seconds but it grew on me very quickly. When I watched the videos I was inspired. Basically Carl Sagan and other awesome scientists are singing in a synthesized way. There&#8217;s a special program that does this, but I can&#8217;t think of what it&#8217;s called at the moment. Ozzie and Cher have both put out albums using this same technique to save their sagging voices. But here John Boswell turns speech into music.</p>
<p>All three are awesome. I hope you try them out. Go to the website to download the music. A Glorious Dawn is also available on iTunes!<span id="more-2337"></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc&amp;feature=player_embedded" target="_blank">A Glorious Dawn</a></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Symphony of Science &#8211; Carl Sagan &#8211; &#8220;A Glorious Dawn&#8221;, featuring Stephen Hawking</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">[Sagan]<br />
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch<br />
You must first invent the universe</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Space is filled with a network of wormholes<br />
You might emerge somewhere else in space<br />
Some when-else in time</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">The sky calls to us<br />
If we do not destroy ourselves<br />
We will one day venture to the stars</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">A still more glorious dawn awaits<br />
Not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise<br />
A morning filled with 400 billion suns<br />
The rising of the milky way</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">The Cosmos is full beyond measure of elegant truths<br />
Of exquisite interrelationships<br />
Of the awesome machinery of nature</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">I believe our future depends powerfully<br />
On how well we understand this cosmos<br />
In which we float like a mote of dust<br />
In the morning sky</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">But the brain does much more than just recollect<br />
It inter-compares, it synthesizes, it analyzes<br />
it generates abstractions</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">The simplest thought like the concept of the number one<br />
Has an elaborate logical underpinning<br />
The brain has its own language<br />
For testing the structure and consistency of the world</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">[Hawking]<br />
For thousands of years<br />
People have wondered about the universe<br />
Did it stretch out forever<br />
Or was there a limit</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">From the big bang to black holes<br />
From dark matter to a possible big crunch<br />
Our image of the universe today<br />
Is full of strange sounding ideas</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">[Sagan]<br />
How lucky we are to live in this time<br />
The first moment in human history<br />
When we are in fact visiting other worlds</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">The surface of the earth is the shore of the cosmic ocean<br />
Recently we&#8217;ve waded a little way out<br />
And the water seems inviting</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">~</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGK84Poeynk&amp;feature=player_embedded" target="_blank">We Are All Connected</a></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Symphony of Science &#8211; We Are All Connected<br />
featuring Carl Sagan, Richard Feynman, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Bill Nye</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">[deGrasse Tyson]<br />
We are all connected;<br />
To each other, biologically<br />
To the earth, chemically<br />
To the rest of the universe atomically</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">[Feynman]<br />
I think nature&#8217;s imagination<br />
Is so much greater than man&#8217;s<br />
She&#8217;s never going to let us relax</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">[Sagan]<br />
We live in an in-between universe<br />
Where things change all right<br />
But according to patterns, rules,<br />
Or as we call them, laws of nature</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">[Nye]<br />
I&#8217;m this guy standing on a planet<br />
Really I&#8217;m just a speck<br />
Compared with a star, the planet is just another speck<br />
To think about all of this<br />
To think about the vast emptiness of space<br />
There&#8217;s billions and billions of stars<br />
Billions and billions of specks</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">[Sagan]<br />
The beauty of a living thing is not the atoms that go into it<br />
But the way those atoms are put together<br />
The cosmos is also within us<br />
We&#8217;re made of star stuff<br />
We are a way for the cosmos to know itself</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Across the sea of space<br />
The stars are other suns<br />
We have traveled this way before<br />
And there is much to be learned</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">I find it elevating and exhilarating<br />
To discover that we live in a universe<br />
Which permits the evolution of molecular machines<br />
As intricate and subtle as we</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">[deGrasse Tyson]<br />
I know that the molecules in my body are traceable<br />
To phenomena in the cosmos<br />
That makes me want to grab people in the street<br />
And say, have you heard this??</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">(Richard Feynman on hand drums and chanting)</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">[Feynman]<br />
There&#8217;s this tremendous mess<br />
Of waves all over in space<br />
Which is the light bouncing around the room<br />
And going from one thing to the other</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">And it&#8217;s all really there<br />
But you gotta stop and think about it<br />
About the complexity to really get the pleasure<br />
And it&#8217;s all really there<br />
The inconceivable nature of nature</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">~</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vioZf4TjoUI&amp;feature=player_embedded" target="_blank">Our Place in the Cosmos</a></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Symphony of Science &#8211; Our Place in the Cosmos<br />
featuring Carl Sagan, Richard Dawkins, Michio Kaku and Robert Jastrow<br />
[Narrator]<br />
With every century<br />
Our eyes on the universe have been opened anew<br />
We are witness<br />
To the very brink of time and space</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">[Robert Jastrow]<br />
We must ask ourselves<br />
We who are so proud of our accomplishments<br />
What is our place in the cosmic perspective of life?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">[Carl Sagan]<br />
The exploration of the cosmos<br />
Is a voyage of self discovery<br />
As long as there have been humans<br />
We have searched for our place in the cosmos</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">[Richard Dawkins]<br />
Are there things about the universe<br />
That will be forever beyond our grasp?<br />
Are there things about the universe that are<br />
Ungraspable?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">[Sagan]<br />
One of the great revelations of space exploration<br />
Is the image of the earth, finite and lonely<br />
Bearing the entire human species<br />
Through the oceans of space and time</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">[Dawkins]<br />
Matter flows from place to place<br />
And momentarily comes together to be you<br />
Some people find that thought disturbing<br />
I find the reality thrilling</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">[Sagan]<br />
As the ancient mythmakers knew<br />
We&#8217;re children equally of the earth and the sky<br />
In our tenure on this planet, we&#8217;ve accumulated<br />
Dangerous evolutionary baggage</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">We&#8217;ve also acquired compassion for others,<br />
Love for our children,<br />
And a great soaring passionate intelligence<br />
The clear tools for our continued survival</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">[Michio Kaku]<br />
We could be in the middle<br />
Of an inter-galactic conversation<br />
And we wouldn&#8217;t even know</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">[Sagan]<br />
We&#8217;ve begun at last<br />
To wonder about our origins<br />
Star stuff contemplating the stars<br />
Tracing that long path</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Our obligation to survive and flourish<br />
Is owed not just to ourselves<br />
But also to that cosmos<br />
Ancient and vast, from which we spring</p>

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		<title>Its Time For Some New Currency</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 17:10:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Oh what a mistake it was <a href="http://www.ustreas.gov/education/fact-sheets/currency/in-god-we-trust.shtml" target="_blank">adding &#8216;In God We Trust&#8217;</a> to the United States currency.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.bandofcats.com/show-me-the-money-cat/" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/origami-money-cats.jpg" alt="Origami Money Cats" width="90%" border=0/></a></p>
<p>It started with coins in 1864, gained new legs with the motto in 1956, then made its debut on paper currency in 1957.<span id="more-1916"></span></p>
<p><img src="http://api.ning.com/files/q7nbRN*Ls1-hgh3LD6vO2DVCPWwharHyq4sKnOdGK9vJC6Cn6g3i7cn42XORa1*bmnZgJTbE2gxxbrqsgaw*t1z3qr*Sv-SD/dollarbills2.jpg" alt="Before and After"/></p>
<p>Isn&#8217;t is about time we think about updating our currency? And while we are at it, shouldn&#8217;t we drop this blatant violation of the first amendment? Graphic Designer, Michael Tyznik thinks so; and he&#8217;s got some neat concepts about doing it.</p>
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<p>American banknotes are in dire need of a redesign. Even though the green color of money is deeply interwoven into the nation&#8217;s culture, the need for color differentiation between denominations has forced the inclusion of color. The recent redesign of banknotes by the Bureau of Engraving and Printing is poorly executed and aesthetically lacking. Because the coloring of the current notes is so [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh what a mistake it was <a href="http://www.ustreas.gov/education/fact-sheets/currency/in-god-we-trust.shtml" target="_blank">adding &#8216;In God We Trust&#8217;</a> to the United States currency.</p>
<p><center><a href="http://www.bandofcats.com/show-me-the-money-cat/" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/origami-money-cats.jpg" alt="Origami Money Cats" width="90%" border=0></a></center></p>
<p>It started with coins in 1864, gained new legs with the motto in 1956, then made its debut on paper currency in 1957.<span id="more-1916"></span></p>
<p><center><img src="http://api.ning.com/files/q7nbRN*Ls1-hgh3LD6vO2DVCPWwharHyq4sKnOdGK9vJC6Cn6g3i7cn42XORa1*bmnZgJTbE2gxxbrqsgaw*t1z3qr*Sv-SD/dollarbills2.jpg" alt="Before and After"></center></p>
<p>Isn&#8217;t is about time we think about updating our currency? And while we are at it, shouldn&#8217;t we drop this blatant violation of the first amendment? Graphic Designer, Michael Tyznik thinks so; and he&#8217;s got some neat concepts about doing it.</p>
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<p>American banknotes are in dire need of a redesign. Even though the green color of money is deeply interwoven into the nation&#8217;s culture, the need for color differentiation between denominations has forced the inclusion of color. The recent redesign of banknotes by the Bureau of Engraving and Printing is poorly executed and aesthetically lacking. Because the coloring of the current notes is so subtle, it is still hard to differentiate between denominations by that method alone.</p>
<p>My proposed redesign keeps the culturally important green color of money, but introduces a brightly colored holographic strip into each denomination, making them easy to tell apart. This strip includes embossed dots for the sight-impaired as well, making currency far more accessible.</p>
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<p><center><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3622/3568874734_950b54bfe4.jpg"><BR><BR><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3578/3568894546_60b0f29df6.jpg"><BR><BR><BR><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2458/3570490107_a41d5e9860.jpg"><BR><BR><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2422/3571299560_28df3924c5.jpg"><BR><BR><BR><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2422/3570706687_2961716a0f.jpg"><BR><BR><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3300/3571517020_335aa9b56d.jpg"></center></p>
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<p>One of the most important things about America is our Bill of Rights. It is possibly the most important information any citizen can have. The design of our money currently contains semi-religious (the eye in the pyramid) and overtly religious (“In God We Trust”) symbols and text that go against the incredibly important separation of church and state implicate in the first amendment. In my redesign, these are replaced with the text of the Bill of Rights. It has been proposed that these ten amendments are in order of importance, so it is fitting that the most important rights are included on the most common banknotes.</p>
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<p><center><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3576/3571993844_cc69fd9495.jpg"><BR><BR><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2423/3571187923_2b1c8c5a47.jpg"><BR><BR><BR><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3566/3573079395_b213449273.jpg"><BR><BR><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3581/3574069432_31cc6fe322.jpg"><BR><BR><BR><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3299/3574230234_5c0802ff17.jpg"><BR><BR><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3325/3574230478_452dc791c8.jpg"></center></p>
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<p>The $1 bill lasts only 21 months before it needs to be replaced. For this reason, I propose that the $1 banknote be eliminated in favor of the current $1 coin and a new $2 coin. For this reason, Washington is depicted on the $5. I also propose the discontinuation of the penny, because it currently costs more to produce one than it is worth. This is precedented by the elimination of the half-penny in 1857, after which the smallest unit of currency, the penny, had more buying power than today&#8217;s quarter does.</p>
<p>Most of today&#8217;s security features could easily be incorporated into this design, and the hologram (enhanced with a microprinted guilloché pattern) would be extremely difficult to reproduce.</p>
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<p><center><a href="http://www.tyznik.com/graphic/currency/" target="_blank">Tyznik&#8217;s Currency Page</a> | <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/noktulo/sets/72157618795204975/detail/" target="_blank">Flickr Gallery</a> | <a href="http://www.snopes.com/politics/business/newcurrency.asp" target="_blank">Snopes Article</a><BR><BR><BR><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3629/3596704265_d35e8ccb5e.jpg"></center><BR><BR><BR><BR></p>

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		<title>Don&#8217;t Eat The Weasel = Don&#8217;t Have Oral Sex</title>
		<link>http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/2009/07/15/dont-eat-weasel-dont-have-oral-sex/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 23:54:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a href="http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/lev/11.html#29" target="_blank">Leviticus 11</a>: [29] These also shall be unclean unto you among the creeping things that creep upon the earth; the <strong>weasel</strong>, and the mouse, and the tortoise after his kind, [30] And the ferret, and the chameleon, and the lizard, and the snail, and the mole.</p></blockquote>
<p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-1793" title="catweasel" src="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/catweasel.jpg" alt="catweasel" width="400" height="262" /><a href="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/2009/07/07/codex-sinaiticus-the-oldest-bible-holds-surprises/">Neece posted</a> on the <a href="http://www.codex-sinaiticus.net/en/" target="_blank">Codex Sinaiticus</a> a few days back. One of the books or letters that made it into the Codex is the <a href="http://www.earlychristianwritings.com/barnabas.html" target="_blank">Epistle of Barnabas</a>.</p>
<p>In the era of early Christian writing, instead of ignoring the old testament laws, he is set on reinterpreting them. Vorjack over on <a href="http://unreasonablefaith.com/2009/07/10/this-post-really-eats-the-weasel/" target="_blank">Unreasonable Faith</a> has a funny article on it; and I just couldn&#8217;t resist sharing the weasel excerpt:<span id="more-1792"></span></p>
<blockquote><p>And my favorite:</p>
<blockquote><p>Moreover He hath hated the weasel also and with good reason. Thou shalt not, saith He, become such as those men of whom we hear as [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a href="http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/lev/11.html#29" target="_blank">Leviticus 11</a>: [29] These also shall be unclean unto you among the creeping things that creep upon the earth; the <strong>weasel</strong>, and the mouse, and the tortoise after his kind, [30] And the ferret, and the chameleon, and the lizard, and the snail, and the mole.</p></blockquote>
<p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-1793" title="catweasel" src="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/catweasel.jpg" alt="catweasel" width="400" height="262" /><a href="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/2009/07/07/codex-sinaiticus-the-oldest-bible-holds-surprises/">Neece posted</a> on the <a href="http://www.codex-sinaiticus.net/en/" target="_blank">Codex Sinaiticus</a> a few days back. One of the books or letters that made it into the Codex is the <a href="http://www.earlychristianwritings.com/barnabas.html" target="_blank">Epistle of Barnabas</a>.</p>
<p>In the era of early Christian writing, instead of ignoring the old testament laws, he is set on reinterpreting them. Vorjack over on <a href="http://unreasonablefaith.com/2009/07/10/this-post-really-eats-the-weasel/" target="_blank">Unreasonable Faith</a> has a funny article on it; and I just couldn&#8217;t resist sharing the weasel excerpt:<span id="more-1792"></span></p>
<blockquote><p>And my favorite:</p>
<blockquote><p>Moreover He hath hated the weasel also and with good reason. Thou shalt not, saith He, become such as those men of whom we hear as working iniquity with their mouth for uncleanness, neither shalt thou cleave unto impure women who work iniquity with their mouth. For this animal conceiveth with its mouth. (10:8)</p></blockquote>
<p>Got that, kids? When Moses said “don’t eat the weasel,” he really meant “don’t have oral sex.”</p>
<p>Maybe I’m over interpreting this over-interpretation, but I don’t care. Because “eat the weasel” is the best euphemism I’ve ever heard.</p></blockquote>

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		<title>Betty Bowers and Edward Current Educate Us</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 07:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neece</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s time for some educational videos, my friends. Luckily these will hopefully make you crack up as well as teach you something.<br />
Here&#8217;s Edward Current in <em>My Cat Is A christian</em>, which of course, Miss Delilah is, otherwise her life would be meaningless! 1:56 minutes of hilarity.</p>
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<p>I&#8217;ve heard of Betty Bowers but have never experienced her until just the other day. She&#8217;s America&#8217;s Best Christian, and she can teach us all quite a lot!<br />
First, awhile ago she did this video explaining prayer to everyone else. Persistence counts, people! It&#8217;s very informative and helpful. I&#8217;ll have a bigger house with a real dishwasher, a maid, and a fireplace in no time! Woot! 4:07 minutes long.</p>
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<p>Then a more recent, better edited video from just the other day, Betty takes the time to explain traditional marriage to everyone else. I thought I was happily married, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s time for some educational videos, my friends. Luckily these will hopefully make you crack up as well as teach you something.<br />
Here&#8217;s Edward Current in <em>My Cat Is A christian</em>, which of course, Miss Delilah is, otherwise her life would be meaningless! 1:56 minutes of hilarity.</p>
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<p>I&#8217;ve heard of Betty Bowers but have never experienced her until just the other day. She&#8217;s America&#8217;s Best Christian, and she can teach us all quite a lot!<br />
First, awhile ago she did this video explaining prayer to everyone else. Persistence counts, people! It&#8217;s very informative and helpful. I&#8217;ll have a bigger house with a real dishwasher, a maid, and a fireplace in no time! Woot! 4:07 minutes long.</p>
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<p>Then a more recent, better edited video from just the other day, Betty takes the time to explain traditional marriage to everyone else. I thought I was happily married, but now I know the truth. Oh well. 4:14 minutes chock full of helpful information. Thanks, Betty!</p>
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<p>Now we&#8217;re all properly educated and blissfully informed! Yay! I had some silly old scientific studies to share, but when you are a good christian like Betty and Edward, you don&#8217;t need stuffy old science at all!</p>

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	<li><a href="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/2009/06/13/youve-got-to-see-this-mr-deity/" title="You&#8217;ve Got To See This (June 13, 2009)">You&#8217;ve Got To See This</a> (5)</li>
	<li><a href="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/2009/09/30/you-da-man-adam-another-mr-deity-video/" title="You Da Man, Adam! Another Mr. Deity Video (September 30, 2009)">You Da Man, Adam! Another Mr. Deity Video</a> (2)</li>
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		<title>What Jesus Wouldn&#8217;t Do and What I Have Done</title>
		<link>http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/2009/06/01/what-jesus-wouldnt-do-and-what-i-have-done/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 13:01:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neece</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes you just have to give props where they&#8217;re due. Johnny left a comment somewhere around here yesterday with a link to a youtube video. It was so brilliant I have to share it with you immediately. It&#8217;s about everyone&#8217;s favorite lord, Jesus. Apparently he had a meeting with a group of angels before he had himself impregnated into poor, innocent Mary. This is the video from that meeting. It&#8217;s 8:40 minutes long, but entirely awesome. Thanks, Johnny, for letting us know about it!</p>
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<p>What I don&#8217;t get is that nowhere in the bible is Australia mentioned, and Jesus and the angels are <em>obviously</em> from Down Under. Checkmate, heathens! HA!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/group.php?gid=103760874771&#38;ref=nf"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-1502" title="empty gestures" src="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/emptygestures.jpg" alt="empty gestures" width="261" height="261" /></a>Anyway, along the same lines, I have been pretty active on Facebook for a couple weeks or so. Every day people ask me to join causes and groups for one well-meaning reason or another. But no group really [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes you just have to give props where they&#8217;re due. Johnny left a comment somewhere around here yesterday with a link to a youtube video. It was so brilliant I have to share it with you immediately. It&#8217;s about everyone&#8217;s favorite lord, Jesus. Apparently he had a meeting with a group of angels before he had himself impregnated into poor, innocent Mary. This is the video from that meeting. It&#8217;s 8:40 minutes long, but entirely awesome. Thanks, Johnny, for letting us know about it!</p>
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<p>What I don&#8217;t get is that nowhere in the bible is Australia mentioned, and Jesus and the angels are <em>obviously</em> from Down Under. Checkmate, heathens! HA!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/group.php?gid=103760874771&amp;ref=nf"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-1502" title="empty gestures" src="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/emptygestures.jpg" alt="empty gestures" width="261" height="261" /></a>Anyway, along the same lines, I have been pretty active on Facebook for a couple weeks or so. Every day people ask me to join causes and groups for one well-meaning reason or another. But no group really makes me feel like I&#8217;m doing something through joining. So I had to start my own! It is brand new, so go join today! Invite your friends and family, and together we can make a difference with ZERO EFFORT!</p>
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<p>We can all sleep like innocent babies in our comfy beds tonight, secure in the knowledge that <em><strong>we made a difference</strong></em> by joining 6 Zillion Strong.</p>
<p>Think of all we can do if we simply join together. We can save whales from extinction! And polar bears from starvation! And so much more! Join today and then say hi on the discussion board and tell us who or what you want to save today! Since I&#8217;m the Founder, you can leave your comments here, but<em> to truly make a difference</em>, at this time, the only way is to join 6 Zillion Strong on Facebook.</p>
<p>If you feel we need to branch out already, to help spread the love and caring, leave comments here, and maybe we can make a group on HDC that can try to match the great works done by 6 Zillion Strong on Facebook.</p>
<p>Together, we can do anything. And it literally takes <em>ZERO EFFORT</em>! Join Today!</p>
<p>EDIT: this is a test. But watch this 9 minute video anyway, because it&#8217;s funny. These are the only two I&#8217;ve seen but Johnny says <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/NonStampCollector" target="_blank">NonStampCollector</a> is awesome, and I tend to agree.</p>
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