How about some funny or insightful cartoons and pictures for a light Friday the 13th treat?
God At His Computer
BRRRAAAAIIINNNSSS!!!
Grimace must be an atheist baby-eater! Read the rest of this entry »
Mr. Deity and the Psych Exam is pretty funny. Watch at least the first part of the begging section, it’s pretty funny too.
The Newsletter is funny too. I recommend it.
Very funny stuff! If you’re new to Mr. Deity, I recommend starting at the beginning at Season 1. Go to MrDeity.com and watch them all.
Also, there’s a Newsletter you can get now.
Yay! Mr. Deity is finally back!
God: Hey Jews.
Jews: Hey.
God: So listen guys, I’m thinking we go in a different direction with this whole religion.
Jews: What?
God: You know, do a non-gritty reboot. Same God taste, new God packaging. That sort of thing.
Jews: We don’t follow.
God: Okay, work with me here guys. Remember the whole ‘angry God’ thing?
Jews: Vividly.
God: Where I killed a whole bunch of you and-
Jews: Yeah.
God: And forty years in the-
Jews: We remember that.
God: Not to mention Robo-Hitler. Yikes.
Jews: Wait, what?
God: Whoops, forget I said that. “Spoiler Alert”, am I right?
Jews: …
God: Anyway, we’re going to re-work this whole “God- thing. For example, kid-friendly is big these days in religion.
Jews: So, like…? Read the rest of this entry »
Just a few funny tidbits to entertain you. Plus the Pale Blue Dot for a bit of awesomeness. 
“There have been numerous cases where practicing christians have been obliged to obey the same laws and abide by the same rules as everybody else.” (How Barbaric!) Jesus and Mo
God! It’s like everyone I’ve ever slept with is here.
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God: Noah, all the people of earth are sinners. You alone are righteous.
Noah: Thanks God. Long time fan, first time prophet.
God: So, I have decided to smite the entire world with a flood.
(pause)
Noah: Couldn’t you just teach man goodness?
God: No. I’m thinking “flood”.
Noah: So you’d rather just kill every-
God: What part of “flood” do you not understand?
II
God: Moses…I have seen the plight of the Jews in Egypt.
Moses: Wow. Only after, uh, 400 years there, right?
God: Yes.
Moses: Awesome.
God: I will take you out of Egypt after ten terrible, terrible plagues.
Moses: …ten?
God: Is there a problem?
Moses: It’s just…ten is a lot. For, you know, God. Couldn’t you get this done in like, two plagues max? Read the rest of this entry »
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