Heaving Dead Cats » humor http://www.heavingdeadcats.com Skeptical Freethought Atheist Musings to Dispel Ignorance and Enlighten the Mind Mon, 30 Aug 2010 02:55:43 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Lighten Up! http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/2010/08/13/lighten-up/ http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/2010/08/13/lighten-up/#comments Fri, 13 Aug 2010 13:34:56 +0000 Neece http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/?p=3019 How about some funny or insightful cartoons and pictures for a light Friday the 13th treat?

God At His Computer

BRRRAAAAIIINNNSSS!!!

Grimace must be an atheist baby-eater!

Behold! The atheist’s nightmare!

I shall huggeth thee and squeezeth thee, and call thee George

So what are you in for?
Genocide. What about you?
Poly-cotton.

When did ignorance become a point of view?

Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth. Albert Einstein

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The Newsletter is funny too. I recommend it.

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Very funny stuff! If you’re new to Mr. Deity, I recommend starting at the beginning at Season 1. Go to MrDeity.com and watch them all.

Also, there’s a Newsletter you can get now.

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Yay! Mr. Deity is finally back!

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]]> http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/2010/07/12/mr-deity-is-back/feed/ 2 How The New Testament Came About http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/2010/07/01/how-the-new-testament-came-about/ http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/2010/07/01/how-the-new-testament-came-about/#comments Thu, 01 Jul 2010 04:59:06 +0000 Neece http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/?p=2903 God: Hey Jews.
Jews: Hey.
God: So listen guys, I’m thinking we go in a different direction with this whole religion.
Jews: What?
God: You know, do a non-gritty reboot. Same God taste, new God packaging. That sort of thing.
Jews: We don’t follow.
God: Okay, work with me here guys. Remember the whole ‘angry God’ thing?
Jews: Vividly.
God: Where I killed a whole bunch of you and-
Jews: Yeah.
God: And forty years in the-
Jews: We remember that.
God: Not to mention Robo-Hitler. Yikes.
Jews: Wait, what?
God: Whoops, forget I said that. “Spoiler Alert”, am I right?
Jews: …
God: Anyway, we’re going to re-work this whole “God- thing. For example, kid-friendly is big these days in religion.
Jews: So, like…?God: For example, I’m super chill now, for some reason. Plus there’s a heaven. Oh, and this is Jesus. He’s my son, and he’s God too, or something. It’s complicated, ok?
Jesus: Yo.
Jews: I think we’ll stick with the old one here.
God: Look, I love the brand loyalty Jews, I really do. But this whole “God- thing isn’t playing to the right demographics. Jesus is a hip, young God, you know, for the whole  A.D.- generations.
Jesus: Surfs up, dudes!
God: Ha, that Jesus. What a character, right? This is going to play huge in Rome…
Jews: This…goes against everything you’ve ever told us.
God: No it doesn’t, so just shut up. Also, Jesus, you’re going to die.
Jesus: What? I thought I was your son! Or God. Or both!
God: Look, this is just complicated, okay Jesus? Besides, you totally return when you fight the Devil.
Jews: Who?
God: Right, he’s another new character. He’s like an evil God. Plot twist, right? We’re arch enemies.
Jesus: Why would you make your own arch-enemy? That’s really stupid.
God: Shut up, Jesus. And what would you know? You’re made of bread and wine.
Jesus: What? Why?
God: Sponsorships, alright? New testaments aren’t cheap.
Jews: I’m sorry, this is just way too different. Is this your fan-fiction or something?
God: Of course not. This is the logical progression of Judaism which I planned all along. Like when I made all those references to a lamb.
Jews: You made, like, five.
God: Well, they were all about Jesus. Foreshadowing. Um, I guess. So there.
Jews: Couldn’t you have been clearer then?
God: I work in mysterious ways, okay? Look, just go with it guys. I worked really hard on this. And come on, you totally owe me for the whole ‘creation’ thing anyway.
(pause)
Most Jews: Well, I guess we could.
God: Awesome! ‘Most Jews’, aka ‘New Christians’-
New Christians: We’re what now?
God: You won’t regret this guys, I have the whole thing planned perfectly
Holy Ghost: Oooooooooh!
God: …
New Christians: …
God: You’re going to love it.

~ Found Here.

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I don’t know who the artist is, but it’s pretty obvious they understand the way indoctrination works.

Here are some other comics and images to amuse you:

Philosophy Airlines:

Any woman who has any kind of modern thinking (women should get to vote, live their own lives, marry who they like or no one at all, have more value than a goat or donkey, etc) is a fool if she willingly follows the bible as her guide. It’s all in there. All the horrid bullshit the biblical authors decreed about females.

Dude, it’s Skater Jesus! LOL!

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The pose of the huge statue looked like a ref calling a touchdown, hence the name.

Here is the AP story:

MONROE, Ohio — Police say a six-story-tall statue of Jesus Christ with his arms raised along a southwest Ohio highway has been struck by lightning in a thunderstorm and has burned to the ground.

The “King of Kings” statue had stood since 2004 at the evangelical Solid Rock Church along Interstate 75 in Monroe, just north of Cincinnati.

Monroe police dispatchers say the lightning strike set the statue ablaze late Monday night.

The sculpture showed Jesus from the torso up and was nicknamed Touchdown Jesus because of the way his arms were raised. It was made of plastic foam and fiberglass over a steel frame, which is all that remains.

Police Chief Mark Neu (noo) says the fire spread to an amphitheater next to the statue but was confined to the attic area. He says no one was injured.

So is this  proof of a god that didn’t like the statue because it was hideous? Or is it proof there is no god at all? Nah, it’s just a hilarious coincidence, of course. :P

Here’s a video:

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