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New Mr. Deity and Some Other Godless Entertainment

Neece — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:29:50 +0000

This one has a good point, actually. But I don’t know that it’s a good idea.

Belief in a Higher Power vs Scientific Education in a handy graph.

Isn’t religion fun?

Determinism explained, lol!

Poor Joseph. God was a hard act to follow. (This was a billboard in Australia, I believe. It was put up by a church. But a “good christian” defaced it in broad daylight within about a day. I don’t believe it, but it’s still amusing)

Atheist Trap, because babies are delicious. (Where did this stupid nonsense ever come from? I missed a memo, but it still cracks me up)

A Happy Day For Lolcats

Neece — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 21:03:08 +0000

Hey everyone,

I really wanted to say hi today but it’s my birthday and I am busy baking myself a cake and getting ready to go to dinner. So you will have to make do with some of my favorite recent lolcats and one 2012 comic. Enjoy!

“I only had room to go up to 2012.” .. “Ha! That’ll freak somebody out someday.”

Ceiling Kitteh decides ur fate

I would have thought natural selection would have dealt with you by now…

Having misplaced both the chess set and the violin, when Basement Cat came for his soul, Felix’s only remaining option was to challenge him to a game of Monopoly.

After a long and tiring day of soul snatching, Basement Cat retires with his Snuggle Bunny.

Contemplative Kitteh contemplates balance of Universe.

“And what attributes do you feel you will bring to the table as an employee of Happy Burger?” .. “I possess extensive experience with fire and brimstone, sir.”

Well, this is going back to Amazon. I ordered a Ceiling Cat.

I miss the smell of sulfur and charred flesh, but this is a close second.

Basement Cat’s ‘Grow Your Own Chicken’ kit finally came in the mail.

Basement Kitteh eats your brainz!

2 New Symphony of Science Songs, One Helpful Diagram

Neece — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 13:08:38 +0000

First a funny and accurate poster about The Believer, then awesome science music. Thanks to Pharyngula who found this:

Awhile ago I shared the Symphony of Science, which is music made out of scientists talking using AutoTune (I believe that’s what it’s called). Carl Sagan, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Richard Dawkins and many others lend their voices for these songs that are quite inspiring. One thing, they are very different. The first time I heard one, I thought it was really strange and didn’t care for it. But after a few minutes, I really fell in love with them.

There are two new songs. Here are their videos. Go to Symphony of Science to download the songs or videos, or to donate to the project.

The Unbroken Thread (4 minutes)

Lyrics:
(Carl Sagan’s lyrics written by Carl Sagan, Ann Druyan and Steven Soter)

[David Attenborough]
All life is related
And it enables us to construct with confidence
The complex tree that represents the history of life

Our planet, the Earth, is as far as we know
Unique in the universe; it contains life
Here plants and animals proliferate in such numbers
That we still have not even named all the different species

Darwin’s great insight revolutionized the way in which we see the world
We now understand why there are so many different species

[Carl Sagan]
Every cell is a triumph of natural selection
And we’re made of trillions of cells (Within us is a little universe)
Those are some of the things that molecules do
Given four billions years of evolution (We are, each of us, a multitude)

Now how did the molecules of life arise?

[Attenborough]
It began in the sea
Some 3 thousand million years ago
Complex chemical molecules began to clump together

These were the “seeds”
From which the tree of life developed
They were able to split, replicating themselves
As bacteria do

[Sagan]
The secrets of evolution
Are time and death
There’s an unbroken thread that stretches
From those first cells to us

(refrain)

[Jane Goodall]
There isn’t a sharp line dividing humans
from the rest of the animal kingdom
It’s a very wuzzie line

It’s a very wuzzie line,
and it’s getting wuzzier
All the time

We find animals doing things that we,
In our arrogance,
Used to think was “just human”

(refrain)

[Attenborough]
Its continued survival now rests in our hands

The Poetry of Reality (~3 minutes)

Lyrics:
(Carl Sagan’s lyrics written by Carl Sagan, Ann Druyan and Steven Soter)

[Michael Shermer]
Science is the best tool ever devised
For understanding how the world works

[Jacob Bronowski]
Science is a very human form of knowledge
We are always at the brink of the known

[Carl Sagan]
Science is a collaborative enterprise
Spanning the generations
We remember those who prepared the way
Seeing for them also

[Neil deGrasse Tyson]
If you’re scientifically literate,
The world looks very different to you
And that understanding empowers you

Refrain:
[Richard Dawkins]
There’s real poetry in the real world
Science is the poetry of reality

[Sagan]
We can do science
And with it, we can improve our lives

[Jill Tarter]
The story of humans is the story of ideas
That shine light into dark corners

[Lawrence Krauss]
Scientists love mysteries
They love not knowing
[Richard Feynman]
I don’t feel frightened by not knowing things
I think it’s much more interesting

[Brian Greene]
There’s a larger universal reality
of which we are all a part

[Stephen Hawking]
The further we probe into the universe
The more remarkable are the discoveries we make

[Carolyn Porco]
The quest for the truth, in and of itself,
Is a story that’s filled with insights

(Refrain)

[Greene]
From our lonely point in the cosmos
We have through the power of thought
Been able to peer back to a brief moment
After the beginning of the universe

[PZ Meyers]
I think that science changes the way your mind works
To think a little more deeply about things

[Dawkins]
Science replaces private predjudice
With publicly verifiable evidence
(Refrain)

Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant and Karl Pilkington Must Be Shared

Neece — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 14:16:58 +0000

I just wanted to tell you that Ricky Gervais and his cohorts have a new HBO series that starts up tonight. It’s an animated series of his audiobooks (Ricky, Steve Merchant and the infamous Karl Pilkington) and it starts tonight, February 19 at 9pm Eastern. It’s called, cleverly enough, The Ricky Gervais Show. Here is a link to the HBO site for it, where you can watch the first episode now.

If you’ve never heard his podcast or audiobooks, you might find them hilarious. Karl Pilkington will blow your mind away with his unique perspective on everything. But Ricky and Steve’s interaction with him is awesome, and mitigates some of the mind-numbing ideas Karl comes up with. Mixed in, Ricky and Steve say some fairly accurate and informative things about anything and everything. It’s a real treat.

I also recommend his Ricky Gervais Guides To. They are similar to the podcasts and audiobooks but focus on one topic. You can get them here: Podcasts, Audiobooks and Guides To and through iTunes.

Ricky and Steve are atheists as well, and openly talk about their lack of faith when it’s appropriate. Karl? I have no idea. He believes in the bible but has no time for religion because it doesn’t offer him anything, like a free toaster.

Ricky has a blog too, in case you’re interested.

Enjoy!

The Glucifixion, it’s a Miracle!

Neece — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 13:58:15 +0000

I found this video through my friend Tracy who found it on Pharyngula. It’s too funny not to share immediately: (0:43)

Yay technology!

Better Late Than Never

Neece — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 12:47:13 +0000

Just a couple of Mr. Deity videos to brighten your day, just in case you live under a bigger rock than me and haven’t seen them yet.

Mr. Deity Funbits: Conan (1:26)

Mr. Deity and the Promised Land (4:54)

Logical Fallacy Theater in 4 Acts

Neece — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 22:23:33 +0000

Butch, my awesome husband, found the following 4 act play with lobsters in trees. I have added a bit of information for your edumacation enjoyment. Who knew some lobsters were so daft?

Act 1: Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc (after this, therefore because of this). Since the event followed this one, that event must have been caused by this one.

Act 2: Appeal to Authority. Something is true just because a person of perceived authority says it’s true. (McCain? Srsly? Oh, Lobsters, you can do better!)

Act 3: Appeal to Ignorance. Something is true because we don’t know it isn’t true.

Act 4: Ad Hominem. Attacking the person instead of the argument.

Found here, thanks!

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