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A Happy Day For Lolcats

Neece — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 21:03:08 +0000

Hey everyone,

I really wanted to say hi today but it’s my birthday and I am busy baking myself a cake and getting ready to go to dinner. So you will have to make do with some of my favorite recent lolcats and one 2012 comic. Enjoy!

“I only had room to go up to 2012.” .. “Ha! That’ll freak somebody out someday.”

Ceiling Kitteh decides ur fate

I would have thought natural selection would have dealt with you by now…

Having misplaced both the chess set and the violin, when Basement Cat came for his soul, Felix’s only remaining option was to challenge him to a game of Monopoly.

After a long and tiring day of soul snatching, Basement Cat retires with his Snuggle Bunny.

Contemplative Kitteh contemplates balance of Universe.

“And what attributes do you feel you will bring to the table as an employee of Happy Burger?” .. “I possess extensive experience with fire and brimstone, sir.”

Well, this is going back to Amazon. I ordered a Ceiling Cat.

I miss the smell of sulfur and charred flesh, but this is a close second.

Basement Cat’s ‘Grow Your Own Chicken’ kit finally came in the mail.

Basement Kitteh eats your brainz!

Sick and Miserable, Needing To Share a LOL

Neece — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 06:23:43 +0000

So I am sick and miserable with a nasty holiday cold. I can’t sleep so I thought I’d share the latest Mr. Deity with you.

Happy Holidays Everyone! See below for funny holiday lolcats for even more cheer!

Mr. Deity and the Magic, Part Deux

Merry Freaking Catmas, Damnit.

This iz NOT mah happi face!

Festive litter box in 3… 2…. 1….

Makin a list. U on it pal.

catmas ninja

put urself in mortal peril….

catnuts roasting by an open fire…

deck the halls with barfed up holly

Guess what it is!

ur ornamintz ar histoery!

glowry to da burger king!

bah humburger!

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone

Neece — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 03:18:26 +0000

All day long I’ve been thinking about you. I wanted to write a nice post for you for Thanksgiving. Unfortunately I am feeling a bit frustrated and unable to focus on anything.

So, I thought I’d use this space to share some Lolcat love and also what I’m thankful for.

One thing I’m really grateful for is you, the people who read my thoughts and musings. It means a lot to me, so thanks!

I’m really grateful to science and scientists who have done such amazing work over the ages to observe and research the world around us. I am especially grateful to the science of medicines that make my life better, like allergy relievers, eye drops, ibuprofen and acetaminophen, acid reducers, just to name a few. Also hand cream makes my life better too. And eyeglasses, thanks Ben Franklin (…oh, he invented bifocals. Well, thanks to Ben Franklin anyway. He’s a founding father. But thanks to whoever invented eyeglasses!)

Thanks to Tempur Pedic, and big TV’s, the inventor of the personal computer and the internet. Thanks to whoever came up with ergonomic stuff like keyboards and trackballs, and comfy office chairs! And dual monitors, too.

Thanks to my awesome longsuffering husband Butch, who lets me do basically whatever I like (don’t worry, he gets treated well in return!) and who loves me and makes me happy everyday, and to my awesome dogs that drive me crazy. I love my little family!

Thanks to my awesome friends and the people that are or have become like family to me. You know who you are. I love you.

Thanks to our founding fathers for the Bill of Rights, and making sure we had freedom of religion, and from religion in there, as well as freedom of speech, and the right to bear arms.

Thank you so much to the all rats and bonobos and monkeys and chimps and e. coli that die in the name of science every day. Thanks for research (oh, yeah.. see above.. obviously I really love science!)

Thanks for online research, from Google and Wikipedia to WolframAlpha and beyond. And for online shopping!

Thanks to the great people at my favorite podcasts for keeping me company and teaching me awesome stuff: The Skeptic’s Guide to the Universe, Reasonable Doubts, The Naked Scientists and also to Mr. Deity, Edward Current and Ricky Gervais.

Thanks for delicious food. (But please keep working on making food that tastes good, is good for me AND doesn’t make me fat or give me acid reflux! kthnx!)

Thank you baby Jesus.. haha.. just kidding!

Ok, that’s a good start. I’m sure there’s much more, but you get the idea.

Thanks again to you for reading. I really love your comments too. It makes my day!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Questions For You

Neece — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 09:56:33 +0000

Some days the creative juices flow easier than others. Sometimes I just can’t think of great ideas to share with you. I’m sorry, I am a bit tapped out lately. More great stuff will come, I’m sure. I’ll just have to pray about it, I guess. “Dear Mighty Invisible Pink Unicorn….”

I’m going to share some lolcats while I take the opportunity to ask you some questions.

1. Do you have any questions or thoughts you’d like to share with HDC? You can email us at HeavingDeadCats@gmail.com

2. Do you have a deconversion story you’d like to share with us? Send us an email with your story. We’d love to publish it for you. Reading how others have unshackled themselves from religion can be helpful to people who are struggling with such a decision.

3. Do you have suggestions for a topic? Or questions that you’d like answered? Send them along. We’ll happily help answer those questions and take up your suggestions if possible.

4. Do you have funny or provocative images or videos to share? Send pictures or links to videos to us and we’ll share them with the class.

Join in and participate with HDC. We’d love to hear from you. If you have any problems sending us an email, just comment somewhere and let us know. We’ll help straighten it out.

Love, Neece

Too Sick To Be Clever – Lolcat, save me!

Neece — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 11:57:03 +0000

I have a bad cold. I’ve been sick for a week and I don’t feel like I’m that much better. Now I’ve lost my voice (my husband doesn’t seem upset by that for some reason.. LOL). And to make matters worse, I am just really tired and can’t think of anything clever for you. Don’t worry. I’ll think of something soon. But just so you don’t feel forgotten or neglected, Lolcat is filling in for me.

“Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings.” I love this bus slogan. It’s brilliant. This is my favorite so far.

“That’s right sweetheart; dreams and goals are satan’s way of distracting you from making dinner.” My comments all involve swearing so I’ll just let it stand as is.

oh JESUS! This is just too freaking much, this cake. I had to show it to you.

Happiness is submission to GodZILLA! LOL!

This is my favorite Russell’s Teapot. Get the drano!

Ceiling Cat guides the hand of man to write LOLbible.

Satan Cat: He’s going to kill you and your family once he gets outta there. LOL!

Happy Winter Solstice! Let’s Celebrate With Lolcats!

Neece — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 10:42:20 +0000

It’s that time of year, my friends. The Winter Solstice, the longest night of the year for us in the Northern Hemisphere, has arrived.

Of course, that other usurper holiday is just around the corner now. I speak of the dreaded consumer nightmare, christmas. My husband and I are boycotting xmas this year, and hopefully for many more to come.

That’s not to say I will snub the eggnog if it comes around, or miss a meal on xmas eve with the family.

But no obligatory gift or card exchange, no tree, no decorations, nothing. It’s been great so far, not being forced into false frivolity and frenzied shopping with everyone else. It’s just another season.

But I do like the changing of the seasons, so the Winter Solstice is as good a time as any to say hello and have a happy winter. It’s been cold here lately, with weird warm days in between that really throw everything off. We’ve already had more snow so far this year than all of last year.

Anyhoo, I just wanted to share some happy lolcats with you today. Every day is a good day to smile. Whatever holiday you celebrate this season, be good to one another and have fun. If you are like me and don’t celebrate any of them, have a happy winter and be safe and have fun too!

And now for my favorites!

More Lolcats To Make You Smile

Neece — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 05:38:27 +0000

So I made a mistake today. I asked my mom who she was going to vote for. It wasn’t a fun conversation because she had crazy ideas that no amount of logic was going to budge. Then my dad joined in. He basically implied that I was an idiot for not seeing things his way (ad hominem example?!) and then gave the phone back to my mom.

He seemed really angry and upset with my choice, which is already done because I voted early. They are so angry and seem like they are listening to the oddest information. I wonder how long my dad will be mad at me?

So let’s have a bit of a break and see what lolcats can do to make us smile. Some random pictures for you.

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