coming soonI found a site last week that I thought I really must share with you. It’s called Rapture Ready. The page I really want to share is The Rapture Index, which apparently is “the prophetic speedometer of end-time activity”.

With Sarah Palin and other fundie believers out there trying to bring on Armageddon, I figure this site is incredibly important.

There are numbers listed for 45 things like 1. False Christs, 29. Liberalism, and 38. Wild Weather. These numbers seem completely arbitrary. But according to the site at the time of this post, the Rapture Index is 165. That’s a net change of +1 so you’d better be ready!

Now, as a godless heathen, I am pretty sure if the Rapture happens, I’ll be left down here on Earth with all the cool people. Fun times will be had by all, and life will improve dramatically.

Of course, there is one small issue for Rapture Ready Fundies, though. Their pets! I’m sure you’ve heard of Eternal Earth-Bound Pets? These kindly atheists and heathens offer to take care of your pets when they get left behind and you go on to Jesus in Heaven.

What a noble cause. All I can say to that is why didn’t I think of it!?

So, just because you’re a godless heathen doesn’t mean you can’t prepare for the end-times. We know the fundies are working to make it happen in their lifetime. If it does, we have to be ready.

First we will have a fantastic party to celebrate. Then we can go loot all the stuff out of the True Christians’ houses since they won’t need it anymore. After that I guess we just get back to our lives, happier without all those pesky religious nuts trying to dictate legislation and force their god down our throats. Good Times, Good Times!

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Let’s start with what is probably the most famous and most used excerpt from the Bible: the ten commandments. Actually all we really need is the first commandment. Exodus 20 verses 2-4 are typically what comprises the first commandment: “I am the Lord thy God. Thou shalt have no other gods before me. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.” I think the second sentence (Exodus 20:3) says it all; Yahweh admits there are other gods, but tells his people he is number one.

Christians vehemently subscribe to the view that the Bible proves the existence of Yahweh. They also view all other gods as fake or myths.

Does the Bible ever actually say the others are fake gods? This might just be arguing technicalities, but as I recall the Bible refers to them as false gods. In fact most of the time the Bible doesn’t even imply that much, often just referring to them as gods.

This seems to indicate that Yahweh (or at least the Bible authors) knew these other gods existed. Yahweh does mention that he is jealous (who would he have to jealous of besides other gods), and that his people should worship no other gods before him. The theme seems to repeat often through the Old Testament: acknowledgment of other gods, and then reinforcing that they are the wrong gods.

If the Bible provides repeated ‘proof’ of Yahweh, doesn’t this same argument work as proof of other gods? Especially when you consider that Yahweh himself acknowledges the existence of these other gods.

So based on this information, couldn’t we imply that anyone who believes in the existence of Yahweh should thus believe in the existence of these other gods? Even if they don’t worship these other gods, wouldn’t it make sense to concede they exist?

But how many other gods are there in the Bible? Probably more than you think, and definitely more than most Christians think.

Some of the Gods Mentioned in the Bible
not an exhaustive list
Adrammelech II Kings 17:31 Sepharvite sun god (day to Anammelech’s night).
Anammelech II Kings 17:31 Sepharvite lunar goddess (night to Adrammelech’s day).
Asherah II Kings 23:6
& Jeremiah 7:18
Yahweh’s consort; the mother goddess and “queen of heaven.”
Ashima II Kings 17:30 Samaritan lunar goddess.
Ashtoreth I Kings 11:05 Canaanite goddess (version of Ishtar).
Baal or Ba’al I Kings 18:19 Canaanite god (“lord” or “master”) of fertility, vegetation, and storms.
Baal-berith Judges 8:33 A regional variation/aspect of Baal.
Baal-Peor Numbers 25:03 Moabite regional variation/aspect of Baal.
Baal-zebub Luke 11:19 Philistine/Ekronian regional variation/aspect of Baal.
Baalim I Kings 18:18 Canaanite gods (“lords” or “masters”), a collective of the different aspects of Baal.
Bel Isiah 46:01 Assyrian/Babylonian/Sumerian god (“lord” or “master”) aspect of Baal.
Chemosh I Kings 11:07 Moabite war god.
Dagon I Samuel 05:02 Philistine/Ekronian/Babylonian god of grain and agriculture.
Diana of the Ephesians Acts 19:35 Ephesian moon and nature goddess, (equivalent of the Greeks Artemis).
Jupiter Acts 14:12 King of the Roman gods.
Mercurius Acts 14:12 Roman god of communication and travel, and messenger of the gods. Also known as Mercury.
Milcom I Kings 11:05 & 07 Ammonite god of fire (also known as Moloch, Molech, Molekh, or Molek).
Nebo or Nebu Isiah 46:01 Assyrian/Babylonian/Chaldean god of wisdom and writing (Some scholars think Moses may be a humanized adaption of Nebu).
Nergal II Kings 17:30 Cuth/Assyrian/Babylonian war and underworld god.
Nibhaz II Kings 17:31 Avites god.
Nisroch II Kings 19:37 Assyrian god of agriculture; also called Dagon, and could be a different version of Nusku.
Rimmon II Kings 05:18 Babylonian/Syrian storm god; also known as Ramman or Rammon, and most likely an alternate version of Baal.
Succoth-benoth II Kings 17:30 Babylonian fertility goddess (“she who produces seed”).
Tammuz Ezekial 8:14 Assyrian/Babylonian/Sumerian god of food and vegetation.
Tartak II Kings 17:31 Avites god.

Then there is Yahweh, how many names can one god have? Besides Yahweh (YHWH) there’s the mistranslated Jehovah, the coincidentally plural Adonai, the name given to Moses as Ehyeh-Asher-Ehyeh, then Elohim and El with all their sub-forms, the poetic combination of El and Yahweh Elyon, the name given to Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob as Shaddai (and there are more).

There was even a time when he was referred to as The Seven: Eloah, Elohim, Adonai, Ehyeh-Asher-Ehyeh, Yahweh, Shaddai, Zebaot.

I’ve run down a side tangent a little now, but think about this for a moment: Is Yahweh even a monotheistic god? You really could argue that he is almost polytheistic. From the Jewish take on him, look at all these different aspects and versions; seems more like multiple gods they tried to cram into one. Then from the Christian take, look at the father, the son, and the holy ghost; seems like its just taking multiple gods and forcing them all into a single being.

Just a final note, check these contradictions on Skeptics Annotated Bible; seems the verses for multiple gods far outweigh the verses for a single god.

Thanks to Norbert Sykes for the original list.

Why is it that people who put on such a show of high moral character and fine virtues are usually the dirtiest fighters, the biggest bullies, and the first to whine and cry when something might possibly be a little less than fair? Hypocrisy. That’s why. And I hate it. To me it’s one of the REAL 7 Deadly Sins.

Hypocrisy: noun- a pretense of having a virtuous character, moral or religious beliefs or principles, etc., that one does not really possess.

I watch several different sports. I have a passion for Formula One racing, MMA, boxing, College football and NFL football. I’ve noticed parallels between sports, religion and politics.

While I love these sports, I do watch them differently than my husband does. I get interested in different players or drivers or fighters while he is more interested in other things that are beyond my poor female brain. I’m explaining how I watch them because I think that’s how I’ve noticed this thing about hypocrisy. Read the rest of this entry »

It’s September already. Talk of Thanksgiving and xmas is already starting to fill the air. I’m sure by now the aisles of every Walmart in this country are being switched over to the xmas junk. I’ve seen xmas stuff out as early as August in previous years. So it’s just a matter of time.

I’ve been a full on, black belt atheist for about 8 years now. Every year I hate the holidays a bit more. But until just recently I’ve kept my godlessness to myself.

When my sister in law insisted last year that people say merry christmas instead of happy holidays, I just rolled my eyes and kept saying what I was comfortable with, even though it made her mad that I was not keeping christ in christmas. Read the rest of this entry »