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		<title>Christmas Tree Nonsense</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 12:32:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My friend AJ sent me this picture and I had to share it with you, after my brain stopped fizzling: What is the reasoning here? &#8220;Let&#8217;s celebrate the birth of our savior, but let&#8217;s make sure we focus on his crucifixion at the same time? What would easter look like then? Would you have to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My friend AJ sent me this picture and I had to share it with you, after my brain stopped fizzling:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/crucifix-christmas-tree-31447-1260820591-18.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2353" title="crucifix-christmas-tree" src="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/crucifix-christmas-tree-31447-1260820591-18.jpg" alt="crucifix-christmas-tree" width="500" height="267" /></a></p>
<p>What is the reasoning here? &#8220;Let&#8217;s celebrate the birth of our savior, but let&#8217;s make sure we focus on his crucifixion at the same time? What would easter look like then? Would you have to mix holiday symbols there too?</p>
<p>Update: Here&#8217;s <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/20091215/us_time/08599194759000/print" target="_blank">the news story</a> that explains the above image.</p>
<p>Of course, the bible mentions the &#8220;christmas&#8221; tree in the old testament, and they aren&#8217;t too keen on it:</p>
<p><a href="http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/jer/10.html#2" target="_blank">Jeremiah 10:2-4</a>: &#8220;Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them. For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe. They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.&#8221;<span id="more-2352"></span></p>
<p><a href="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Jeremiah10-2.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2354" title="Jeremiah10-2" src="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Jeremiah10-2-450x357.jpg" alt="Jeremiah10-2" width="450" height="357" /></a></p>
<p>Here is another version which reads a bit differently:</p>
<p><a href="http://russellsteapot.com/know-your-bible/new/jeremiah-102-4.html" target="_blank">Jeremiah 10: 2</a> Thus says the LORD, &#8220;Do not learn the way of the nations, And do not be terrified by the signs of the heavens Although the nations are terrified by them; 3  For the customs of the peoples are delusion; Because it is wood cut from the forest, The work of the hands of a craftsman with a cutting tool. 4  They decorate it with silver and with gold; They fasten it with nails and with hammers So that it will not totter.</p>
<p>Oh, oops, sorry baby jesus, I guess we shouldn&#8217;t be decorating trees to celebrate your birth, especially since we stole the idea from the heathens. But of course, then they say, jesus is the reason for the season. But I say, the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_solstice" target="_blank">Winter Solstice</a> is really the reason for the season, if you&#8217;re going to celebrate anything.</p>
<p>This works well too, the Flying Spaghetti Monster as a tree topper:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/a_fsm_tree.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2355" title="a_fsm_tree" src="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/a_fsm_tree-337x450.jpg" alt="a_fsm_tree" width="337" height="450" /></a>Happy Holidays my friends!</p>

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	<li><a href="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/2009/04/12/hoppy-easter-heathens/" title="Hoppy Easter, Heathens! (April 12, 2009)">Hoppy Easter, Heathens!</a> (10)</li>
	<li><a href="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/2009/07/01/holy-jesus-in-a-little-plastic-cup-how-convenient/" title="Holy Jesus In A Little Plastic Cup! How Convenient! (July 1, 2009)">Holy Jesus In A Little Plastic Cup! How Convenient!</a> (48)</li>
	<li><a href="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/2010/05/18/christian-crap-for-children/" title="Christian Crap For Children (May 18, 2010)">Christian Crap For Children</a> (21)</li>
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		<title>Atheist Holiday Traditions</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 02:52:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As atheists, it would be neat to have fun holiday traditions just for us. I saw this comic and thought I&#8217;d share it with you. Do you have any other ideas for things godless heathens could do for the holidays? Found here. Related posts Don&#8217;t Give Up! (2) De-Christianizing (22) Atheist Solidarity Day June 21 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As atheists, it would be neat to have fun holiday traditions just for us. I saw this comic and thought I&#8217;d share it with you. Do you have any other ideas for things godless heathens could do for the holidays?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/bfw_439.png"><img class="size-full wp-image-2346 aligncenter" title="bfw_439" src="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/bfw_439.png" alt="bfw_439" width="600" height="600" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://www.bigfatwhale.com/archives/bfw_439.htm" target="_blank">Found here</a>.</p>

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	<li><a href="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/2008/08/19/why-im-an-atheist-not-an-agnostic/" title="Why I&#8217;m An Atheist, Not An Agnostic (August 19, 2008)">Why I&#8217;m An Atheist, Not An Agnostic</a> (19)</li>
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		<description><![CDATA[To the Freethought Society of Greater Philadelphia, don&#8217;t give up! Fight the good fight! I just read an article by Staks Rosch in the Philadelphia Examiner about the FSGP and their Tree of Knowledge. It&#8217;s an evergreen tree decorated with book covers (how shocking, how impudent!) from books representing knowledge, education, science, philosophy, morality, diversity [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/treeofknowledge2009.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-2308" title="treeofknowledge2009" src="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/treeofknowledge2009-253x450.jpg" alt="treeofknowledge2009" width="253" height="450" /></a>To the <a href="http://www.fsgp.org/" target="_blank">Freethought Society of Greater Philadelphia</a>, don&#8217;t give up! Fight the good fight!</p>
<p>I just read an article by Staks Rosch in the <a href="http://www.examiner.com/x-8928-Philadelphia-Atheism-Examiner~y2009m12d3-Atheist-Tree-of-Knowledge-under-attack" target="_blank">Philadelphia Examiner</a> about the FSGP and their Tree of Knowledge. It&#8217;s an evergreen tree decorated with book covers (how shocking, how impudent!) from books representing knowledge, education, science, philosophy, morality, diversity and curiosity. (I am so offended! What? No Twilight?! No Dan Brown?!) <a href="http://www.fsgp.org/storage/Tree of Knowledge Master Booklist.pdf" target="_blank">Here</a> is a complete list of the books represented.</p>
<p>Staks makes some points that I really like: &#8220;[The Tree of Knowledge] <em> is not an attack on religion, but rather an expression of an alternative set of values (i.e. knowledge and reason).&#8221;</em></p>
<p>How horrific! Now I understand why the good christians of the area are so up in arms, vandalizing the tree and organizing call campaigns to get it removed. And why the county is bending to the will of one religion on government property. It&#8217;s just so hateful to have a tree decorated with thoughtful, intelligent books. What? Oh? It&#8217;s not threatening at all? EXACTLY! WTF!</p>
<p>Staks also says, &#8220;<em>Many Christians have claimed that the inclusion of humanist values next to the Jesus Crèche is an attempt to “steal” Christmas. It seems that many Christians are of the opinion that Christians own the winter season. They do not.&#8221; </em></p>
<p>Later he says, <em>&#8220;Atheists aren’t trying to “steal” Christmas any more than Christians stole Saturnalia… oh wait, never mind.</em>&#8221; Again, I agree completely.</p>
<p>This kind of thing makes me so angry. Religious organizations bully their way into having their cake and eating it too. Politicians and the masses alike bend to that will for what reason? Why do they get to own most holidays? My sister in law is offended when I say happy holidays instead of merry christmas. It&#8217;s the classic bully at the pulpit who then cries and runs for the government to protect him when someone brings up that he&#8217;s breaking the law or that he&#8217;s being a bully.</p>
<p>christians and muslims don&#8217;t want to play fair. They want to win. Which is why I am an activist atheist. I don&#8217;t want to be forced to pray to a man in the sky that doesn&#8217;t exist. I am moral and ethical on my own without being forced into the barbaric false ethics of an iron aged society of goat herders from the Middle East.</p>
<p>I suppose here in Morgantown, if such inequities are occurring, we&#8217;ll put up an atheist/humanist display soon too. At this time, I am not aware of any. But I haven&#8217;t checked every government building lawn for crèches either.</p>
<p>Keep an eye out in your town. If you see religious displays on government property, take action, form a group. You can then turn it into a community of like-minded people like we&#8217;ve got here in our sleepy little town. It&#8217;s the most wonderful feeling to hang out with a bunch of freethinkers. But don&#8217;t just take things lying down. Don&#8217;t let the religious people bully us into giving up our freedoms and our constitutional rights just because we are too apathetic to make a stand for those rights.</p>
<p>EDIT: The Freethought Society of Greater Philadelphia has helpful hints for <a href="http://www.fsgp.org/tree-of-knowledge/" target="_blank">setting up your own Tree of Knowledge</a>.</p>

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		<title>What Other Deities Were Born On Jesus&#8217; Birthday?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Was Jesus unique and special, born of a virgin on December 25th? The Anointed One, the Messiah? Was his message even all that original? Not at all. Back in the day, religions and cults mixed and borrowed freely from each other. The only thing special about Jesus, you could say, is how long his myth [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/funny-pictures-furball-christmas.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-2285 alignright" title="funny-pictures-furball-christmas" src="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/funny-pictures-furball-christmas-450x337.jpg" alt="funny-pictures-furball-christmas" width="390" height="293" /></a>Was Jesus unique and special, born of a virgin on December 25th? The Anointed One, the Messiah? Was his message even all that original? Not at all. Back in the day, religions and cults mixed and borrowed freely from each other. The only thing special about Jesus, you could say, is how long his myth has been embraced as truth. I found this at <a href="http://www.atheists.org/Pre-Christian_Christmas_Stories_with_Other_Gods" target="_blank">American Atheists</a> and thought you&#8217;d enjoy it for the holiday season.</p>
<p>December 25 is close to the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_solstice" target="_blank">Winter Solstice</a> which has been an important event for ages. It&#8217;s the longest night of the year. December 25 was the Roman Winter Solstice upon establishment of the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julian_calendar" target="_blank">Julian calendar</a>. We now have the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregorian_calendar" target="_blank">Gregorian calendar</a> which put the Winter Solstice to December 21st &#8211; 22nd. Many cultures recognized this Longest Night with holidays, festivals, gatherings, rituals about rebirth and other celebrations.</p>
<p>~</p>
<p>EDIT: I shared the following article and a few readers noted below that there are no references or resources for any of this information. I fell into the trap of the Appeal to Authority. I had found it on what I considered to be a reputable site and didn&#8217;t think much about who wrote the article or what his sources were. I apologize.</p>
<p>Over the next day or so, I am going to edit this article to include some resources and references.</p>
<p>~</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Horus c. 3000 BCE</strong></p>
<p>&#8211;born of the virgin Isis-Merion December 25 in a cave/manger with his birth being announced by a star in the East and attended by three wise men.<br />
&#8211;his earthly father was named “Seb” (“Joseph”).<br />
&#8211;was of royal descent.<br />
&#8211;at 12, he was a child teacher in the Temple, and at 30, he was baptized having disappeared for 18 years.<br />
&#8211;baptized in the river Eridanus or Iarutana (Jordan) by “Anup the Baptizer” (“John the Baptist”), who was decapitated.<br />
&#8211;had 12 disciples, two of who were his “witnesses” and were named “Anup” and “Aan” (the two “Johns”).<br />
&#8211;performed miracles, exorcised demons and raised El-Azarus (“El-Osiris”), from the dead.<br />
&#8211;walked on water.<br />
&#8211;his personal epithet was “Iusa,” the “ever-becoming son” of “Ptah,” the “Father.” He was thus called “Holy Child.”<br />
&#8211;delivered a “Sermon on the Mount” and his followers recounted the “Sayings of Iusa.”<br />
&#8211;was transfigured on the Mount.<br />
&#8211;crucified between two thieves, buried for three days in a tomb, and resurrected.<br />
&#8211;he was also the “Way, the Truth, the Light,” “Messiah,” “God’s Anointed Son,” “the “Son of Man,” the “Good Shepherd,” the “Lamb of God,” the “Word made flesh,” the “Word of Truth,” etc.<br />
&#8211;he was “the Fisher” and was associated with the Fish (“Ichthys”), Lamb and Lion.<br />
&#8211;came to fulfill the Law.<br />
&#8211;called “the KRST,” or “Anointed One.”<br />
&#8211;was supposed to reign one thousand years.<span id="more-2284"></span></p>
<p>Inscribed about 3,500 years ago on the walls of the Temple at Luxor were images of the Annunciation, Immaculate Conception, Birth and Adoration of Horus, with Thoth announcing to the Virgin Isis that she will conceive Horus; with Kneph the “Holy Ghost,” impregnating the virgin; and with the infant being attended by three kings, or magi, bearing gifts. In addition, in the catacombs at Rome are pictures of the baby Horus being held by the virgin mother Isis—the original “Madonna and Child.”</p></blockquote>
<p>~EDIT: more information on Horus:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_jcpa5b.htm" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/horus.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-2291" title="Horus" src="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/horus-378x450.jpg" alt="Horus" width="247" height="295" /></a>Religious Tolerance has a handy chart and some background information regarding Horus, comparing the Egyptian god to Jesus.</p>
<p>Here is a bit of information that they have before the chart. I&#8217;ve added Wikipedia links to the three authors mentioned:</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">&#8220;There is a near consensus that Yeshua was born circa 4 to 7 BCE.  By that time, stories from the life of Horus had been circulating for centuries before. <strong>If</strong> any copying occurred by the writers of the Egyptian or  Christian religions, it was the myths and legends of Horus that were incorporated into  Jesus&#8217; biography, not vice-versa.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">Tom Harpur, an author, journalist, Anglican priest, and theologian, studied the works of three authors  specialized in ancient Egyptian religion: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godfrey_Higgins" target="_blank">Godfrey Higgins</a> (1771-1834), <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald_Massey" target="_blank">Gerald  Massey</a> (1828-1907) and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alvin_Boyd_Kuhn" target="_blank">Alvin Boyd Kuhn</a> (1880-1963). Harpur incorporated some of their findings into his book &#8220;<em>Pagan Christ</em>.&#8221; He argued that all of the  essential ideas of both Judaism and Christianity came primarily from Egyptian  religion.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">Harpur writes, in his book:</p>
<p style="padding-left: 60px;">&#8220;[Author Gerald] Massey discovered nearly  two hundred instances of immediate correspondence between the mythical Egyptian  material and the allegedly historical Christian writings about Jesus. Horus indeed was the archetypal Pagan Christ.&#8221; <sub><strong>2</strong></sub></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">One problem with comparing events in the life of  Horus and Yeshua relates to time. Horus was a leading figure in Egyptian  mythology for millennia. Folklore about him naturally proliferated during this  interval. So, for example, there is more than one story about  the method by  which he died. Thus, if the writers of the Christian Scriptures (New Testament)  did copy events from Horus&#8217; life, they would have had multiple options from  which to choose. Further, one cannot compare crucifixion in 1st century CE Judah, with a similar procedure in ancient Egypt. Roman crucifixion followed  a specific procedure by which the victim was made to carry the crosspiece  through the city, clothing was stripped from him, his limbs were tied &#8212; or in rare instances, nailed &#8212; to the cross, etc. Nothing precisely like this existed in ancient Egypt. So, one cannot strictly call Horus&#8217; execution a crucifixion, even if he was tied to a tree and died of exposure.&#8221;</p>
<p>They have a second chart here: <a href="http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_jcpa5d.htm" target="_blank">Similarities between Jesus and Horus</a>: More life events, characteristics and teachings.</p>
<p>The main reference is Tom Harpur&#8217;s <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0802714498?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=zenswor-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=0802714498" target="_blank">The Pagan Christ: Recovering the Lost Light</a>. Also, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0811864898?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=zenswor-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=0811864898" target="_blank">The Egyptian Book of the Dead</a></p>
<p>~</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Osiris c. 3000 BCE</strong></p>
<p>&#8211;Father of Horus, considered to be part of a triune godhead &#8212; Osiris, Horus and Isis.<br />
&#8211;Osiris was identified with nearly every other Egyptian god and was on the way to absorbing them all. He had well over 200 divine names.<br />
&#8211;He was called the Lord of Lords, King of Kings, God of Gods.<br />
&#8211;He was the Resurrection and the Life, the Good Shepherd, Eternity and Everlastingness, the god who “made men and women to be born again.” &#8211;From first to last, Osiris was to the Egyptians the god-man who suffered, an died, and rose again, and reigned eternally in heaven. They believed that they would inherit eternal life, just as he had done .<br />
&#8211;Osiris’s coming was announced by Three Wise Men: the three stars Mintaka, Anilam, and Alnitak in the belt of Orion, which point directly to Osiris’s star in the east, Sirius (Sothis), significator of his birth . . .<br />
&#8211;Osiris was a prototypical Messiah, as well as a devoured Host. His flesh was eaten in the form of communion cakes of wheat, the “plant of Truth.” . . .<br />
&#8211;The cult of Osiris contributed a number of ideas and phrases to the Bible. The 23rd Psalm copied an Egyptian text appealing to Osiris the Good Shepherd to lead the deceased to the “green pastures” and “still waters” of the nefer-nefer land, to restore the soul to the body, and to give protection in the valley of the shadow of death (the Tuat).<br />
&#8211;The Lord’s Prayer was prefigured by an Egyptian hymn to Osiris-Amen beginning, “O Amen, O Amen, who are in heaven.” Amen was also invoked at the end of every prayer.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/isis-osiris.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-2293" title="isis-osiris" src="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/isis-osiris.jpg" alt="isis-osiris" width="320" height="306" /></a>~Edit: More information on Osiris at <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osiris" target="_blank">Wikipedia</a> and <a href="http://www.touregypt.net/godsofegypt/osiris.htm" target="_blank">TourEgypt.net</a></p>
<p>Wheat and Clay Rituals (from Wikipedia):</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">Contrasting with the public &#8220;theatrical&#8221; ceremonies sourced from the I-Kher-Nefert stele, more esoteric ceremonies were performed inside the temples by priests witnessed only by chosen initiates. Plutarch mentions that two days after the beginning of the festival “the priests bring forth sacred chest containing a small golden coffer, into which they pour some potable water&#8230;and a great shout arises from the company for joy that Osiris is found (or resurrected). Then they knead some fertile soil with the water&#8230;and fashion therefrom a crescent-shaped figure, which they cloth and adorn, this indicating that they regard these gods as the substance of Earth and Water.” (<em>Isis and Osiris,</em> 39). Yet even his accounts were still obscure for he also wrote, “I pass over the cutting of the wood” opting not to describe it since he considered it as a most sacred ritual (<em>Ibid.</em> 21). In the Osirian temple at <span class="mw-redirect">Denderah</span>, an inscription (translated by Budge, Chapter XV, Osiris and the Egyptian Resurrection) describes in detail the making of wheat paste models of each dismembered piece of Osiris to be sent out to the town where each piece was discovered by Isis. At the temple of Mendes, figures of Osiris are made from wheat and paste placed in a trough on the day of the murder, then water was added for several days, until finally the mixture was kneaded into a mold of Osiris and taken to the temple to be buried (the sacred grain for these cakes were grown only in the temple fields). Molds were made from the wood of a red tree in the forms of the sixteen dismembered parts of Osiris, the cakes of &#8216;divine&#8217; bread were made from each mold, placed in a silver chest and set near the head of the god with <em>the inward parts of Osiris</em> as described in the Book of the Dead (XVII). On the first day of the Festival of Ploughing, where the goddess Isis appears in her shrine where she is stripped naked, paste made from the grain were placed in her bed and moistened with water, representing the fecund earth. All of these sacred rituals were <em>climaxed by the eating of sacramental god, the eucharist by which the celebrants were transformed, in their persuasion, into replicas of their god-man</em> (Larson 20).</p>
<p>Here is something interesting: A paper written by Martin Luther King, Jr in 1950: <a href="http://mlk-kpp01.stanford.edu/index.php/kingpapers/article/volume_i_29_november_1949_to_15_february_1950g/The_Influence_of_the_Mystery_Religions_on_Christianity.htm" target="_blank">The Influence of the Mystery Religions on Christianity</a>.</p>
<p>Here is his bibliography from the bottom of the paper:</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">1. Angus, S., <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0766146227?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=zenswor-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=0766146227" target="_blank">Mystery Religions and Christianity</a>, (Charles Scribner&#8217;s Sons, New York: 1925),<br />
2. Cumont, Franz, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1605063797?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=zenswor-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=1605063797" target="_blank">The Mysteries of Mithra</a>, (The Open Court Publishing Co., Chicago: 1910).<br />
3. Cumont, Franz, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1112158782?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=zenswor-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=1112158782" target="_blank">The Oriental Religions in Roman Paganism</a>, (The Open House Publishing Co., Chicago: 1911).<br />
4. Dill, Samuel, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1458968448?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=zenswor-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=1458968448" target="_blank">Roman society from Nero to Marcus Aurelius</a>, (Macmillan and Co., New York: 1905), pp. 585-626.<br />
5. Enslin Morton S., <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001U12DQ2?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=zenswor-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B001U12DQ2" target="_blank">Christian Beginnings</a>, (Harper and Brothers Publishers, New York: 1938), pp. 186-200.<br />
6. Frazer, J. E., <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1425499910?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=zenswor-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=1425499910" target="_blank">Adonis, Attis, Osiris</a>, (London, 1922), Vol. I.<br />
7. Fairbanks, Arthur, Greek Religion, (American Book Co, New York: 1910).<br />
8. Halliday, W. R., <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0766141853?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=zenswor-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=0766141853" target="_blank">Pagan Background of Early Christianity</a>, (The University Press of Liverpool, London: N.D.), pp. 281-311.<br />
9. Hyde, Walter, W, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/160608349X?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=zenswor-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=160608349X" target="_blank">Paganism to Christianity in the Roman Empire</a>, (University of Pennsylvania Press, Philadelphia: 1946).<br />
10. Moore, George F., <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001RCBE82?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=zenswor-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B001RCBE82" target="_blank">History of Religions</a>, (Charles Scribner&#8217;s Sons, New York: 1913), Vol. I, pp. 375-405.<br />
11. Nilsson, Martin P., <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1605063940?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=zenswor-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=1605063940" target="_blank">Greek Popular Religion</a>, (Columbia University Press, New York: 1940), pp. 42-64.<br />
12. Weigall Arthur, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1585093289?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=zenswor-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=1585093289" target="_blank">The Paganism in Our Christianity</a>, (Hutchinson and Co. London: N.D.).<br />
13. Willoughby, Harold R., <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1605063827?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=zenswor-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=1605063827" target="_blank">Pagan Regeneration</a>, (University of Chicago Press, Chicago: 1929).</p>
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<blockquote><p><strong>Attis of Phrygia c.1400 BCE</strong></p>
<p>&#8211; born on December 25 of the Virgin Nana (or sometimes Cybelem).<br />
&#8211; considered the savior who was slain for the salvation of mankind.<br />
&#8211; his body as bread was eaten by his worshippers<br />
&#8211; his priests were “eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven.”<br />
&#8211; he was both the Divine Son and the Father.<br />
&#8211; he was crucified on a tree on “Black Friday,” from which his holy blood ran down to redeem the earth.<br />
&#8211; descended into the underworld for three days.<br />
&#8211; was resurrected on March 25 (as tradition held of Jesus) as the Most High God. &#8212; reborn as the evergreen pine.</p></blockquote>
<p>~EDIT: Links to Attis on <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attis" target="_blank">Wikipedia</a> and <a href="http://www.theoi.com/Phrygios/Attis.html" target="_blank">Theoi</a>. I am not sure where the above information came from. The priests castrated themselves, yes. But the rest is unsourced, so question its validity.</p>
<p>~</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Krishna c. 1400 BCE (possibly as early as 5771 BCE)</strong></p>
<p>&#8211; born of the Virgin Devaki (“Divine One”) on December 25.<br />
&#8211;his earthly father was a carpenter, off in the city paying tax when K. was born.<br />
&#8211;birth was signaled by a star in the east and attended by angels and shepherds, at which time he was presented with spices.<br />
&#8211;heavenly hosts danced and sang at his birth.<br />
&#8211;persecuted by a tyrant who ordered the slaughter of thousands of infants.<br />
&#8211;anointed on the head with oil by a woman whom he healed.<br />
&#8211;depicted as having his foot on the head of a serpent.<br />
&#8211;worked miracles and wonders, raising the dead and healing lepers, the deaf and the blind.<br />
&#8211;used parables to teach the people about charity and love, and he “lived poor and he loved the poor.”<br />
&#8211;castigated the clergy, charging them with “ambition and hypocrisy . . . Tradition says he fell victim to their vengeance.”<br />
&#8211;his “beloved disciple” was Arjuina or Ar-jouan (Jouhn).<br />
&#8211;transfigured in front of his disciples.<br />
&#8211;gave his twelve disciples the ability to work miracles.<br />
&#8211;his path was “strewn with branches.”<br />
&#8211;died on a tree or was crucified between two thieves.<br />
&#8211;killed around the age of 30, and the sun darkened at his death.<br />
&#8211;rose from the dead and ascended to heaven “in the sight of all men.”<br />
&#8211;depicted on a cross with nail-holes in his feet, as well as having a heart emblem on his clothing.<br />
&#8211;the “lion of the tribe of Saki.”<br />
&#8211;called the “Shepherd of God” and considered the “Redeemer,” “Firstborn,” “Sin-Bearer,” “Liberator,” “Universal Word.”<br />
&#8211;deemed the “Son of God” and “our Lord and Savior,” who came to earth to die for man’s salvation.<br />
&#8211;the second person of the Trinity.<br />
&#8211;his disciples purportedly bestowed upon him the title “Jezeus,” or “Jeseus,” meaning “pure essence.”</p>
<p><strong>Zoroaster/Zarathustra c. 1000 BCE or earlier</strong></p>
<p>&#8211;born of a 15-year-old virgin, Dughdhava and “immaculate conception by a ray of divine reason.”<br />
&#8211;he was baptized in a river.<br />
&#8211;in his youth he astounded wise men with his wisdom.<br />
&#8211;was tempted in the wilderness by the devil.<br />
&#8211;began his ministry at age 30 wandered around with twelve followers.<br />
&#8211;baptized with water, fire and “holy wind.”<br />
&#8211;cast out demons and restored the sight to a blind man.<br />
&#8211;taught about heaven and hell, and revealed mysteries, including resurrection, judgment, salvation and the apocalypse.<br />
&#8211;had a sacred cup or grail.<br />
&#8211;was slain.<br />
&#8211;his religion had a eucharist.<br />
&#8211;he was the “Word made flesh.”<br />
&#8211;followers expected a “second coming” in the virgin-born Saoshynt or Savior, who is to come in 2341 CE and begin his ministry at age 30, ushering in a golden age.</p>
<p><strong>Mithra of Persia c. 600 BCE</strong></p>
<p>&#8211;born of a virgin on December 25 in a cave, and his birth was attended by shepherds bearing gifts.<br />
&#8211;considered a great traveling teacher and master.<br />
&#8211;had 12 companions or disciples.<br />
&#8211;his followers were promised immortality.<br />
&#8211;performed miracles.<br />
&#8211;the “great bull of the Sun,” Mithra sacrificed himself for world peace.<br />
&#8211; buried in a tomb and after three days rose again.<br />
&#8211;resurrection was celebrated every year.<br />
&#8211;called “the Good Shepherd” and identified with both the Lamb and the Lion.<br />
&#8211;considered the “Way, the Truth and the Light,” and the “Logos,” [Word] “Redeemer,” “Savior” and “Messiah.”<br />
&#8211;sacred day was Sunday, the “Lord’s Day,” hundreds of years before the appearance of Christ.<br />
&#8211;had his principal festival on what was later to become Easter.<br />
&#8211;his religion had a eucharist or “Lord’s Supper,” at which Mithra said, “He who shall not eat of my body nor drink of my blood so that he may be one with me and I with him, shall not be saved.”<br />
&#8211;his annual sacrifice is the Passover of the Magi, a symbolical atonement of pledge of moral and physical regeneration.</p>
<p>ALSO, the Vatican is built upon the papacy of Mithra, and the Christian hierarchy is nearly identical to the Mithraic version it replaced . . . Virtually all of the elements of the Catholic ritual, from miter to wafer to altar to doxology, are directly taken from earlier Pagan mystery religions.</p>
<p><strong>Buddha (Siddartha Gautama) c. 563 BCE</strong></p>
<p>&#8211;born on December 25<br />
&#8211;born of the Virgin Maya (“the Queen of Heaven”)<br />
&#8211; announced by a star and attended by wise men presenting costly gifts.<br />
&#8211;at his birth Brahma angels sang hymns.<br />
&#8211;tempted by Mara, the Evil One, while fasting, but overcame the temptation, putting the Evil One to flight.<br />
&#8211;taught in temple at age 12 and was able to match the wise religious scholars in their understanding.<br />
&#8211; He healed the sick; fed 500 from a small basket of cakes.<br />
&#8211;walked on water.<br />
&#8211;Buddha&#8217;s disciple wanted to hear his lord preach so he started to cross a stream – he doubted and started to sink but he built up his faith and continued to walk across the water.<br />
&#8211;came to fulfill the law and preached the establishment of a kingdom of righteousness.<br />
&#8211;He obliged followers to live in poverty and to renounce the world.<br />
&#8211;In his final years, Buddha was said to have &#8216;crushed a serpent&#8217;s head&#8217; and to have been transfigured on a mount &#8230;&#8217;<br />
&#8211;It was Buddha, not Christ, who first said: &#8216;If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also&#8217;</p>
<p><strong>Heracles c. 800 BCE</strong></p>
<p>&#8211;born on December 25 to a virgin who refrained from sex with her until her God-begotten child was born.<br />
&#8211;sacrificed at the spring equinox.</p>
<p><strong>Dionysus c. 186 BCE</strong></p>
<p>&#8211;born of a virgin on December 25 and, as the Holy Child, was placed in a manger.<br />
&#8211;a traveling teacher who performed miracles.<br />
&#8211;rode in a triumphal procession on an ass.<br />
&#8211; a sacred king killed and eaten in an eucharistic ritual for fecundity and purification.<br />
&#8211;rose from the dead on March 25.<br />
&#8211;the God of the Vine, and turned water into wine.<br />
&#8211;called “King of Kings” and “God of Gods.”<br />
&#8211;considered the “Only Begotten Son,” Savior,” “Redeemer,” “Sin Bearer,” Anointed One,” and the “Alpha and Omega.”<br />
&#8211;identified with the Ram or Lamb.<br />
&#8211;His sacrificial title of “Dendrites” or “Young Man of the Tree” indicates he was hung on a tree or crucified.</p>
<p><strong>Tammuz c. 400 BCE</strong></p>
<p>&#8211;born to a virgin, named Mylitta, on December 25</p>
<p><strong>Adonis c. 200 BCE</strong></p>
<p>&#8211;born on December 25 was son of the virgin Myrha. (Almost certainly based on Tammuz).</p>
<p><strong>Hermes</strong></p>
<p>&#8211;born on December 25 was the son of the virgin Maia,<br />
&#8211;member of a holy trinity Hermes Tris-Megistus.</p>
<p><strong>Bacchus</strong></p>
<p>&#8211;born on December 25, was crucified in 200 BCE.</p>
<p><strong>Prometheus</strong></p>
<p>&#8211;born on December 25, descended from heaven as a god incarnate as man, to save mankind, and was crucified, suffered, and was redeemed from death.</p>
<p>Thank you, <a href="http://www.atheists.org/Pre-Christian_Christmas_Stories_with_Other_Gods" target="_blank">Edwin Kagin at American Atheists</a></p></blockquote>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re like me, and you enjoy dark chocolate, then I have some studies to share with you! I think they&#8217;ll be helpful for the holidays as well as generally beneficial throughout the year. If you don&#8217;t like chocolate (WTF, just kidding), see below for swine flu info, and other linky goodness. Dark Chocolate Helps [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/dark-chocolate-super-food-lg.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-2254" title="dark-chocolate" src="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/dark-chocolate-super-food-lg-450x352.jpg" alt="dark-chocolate" width="354" height="277" /></a>If you&#8217;re like me, and you enjoy dark chocolate, then I have some studies to share with you! I think they&#8217;ll be helpful for the holidays as well as generally beneficial throughout the year. If you don&#8217;t like chocolate (WTF, just kidding), see below for swine flu info, and other linky goodness.</p>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/11/091111123612.htm" target="_blank">Dark Chocolate Helps Ease Emotional Stress</a>: A new study found that eating about an ounce and a half of dark chocolate a day for two weeks reduced levels of stress hormones in people who felt highly stressed. The chocolate also partially corrected other stress-related biochemical imbalances. &#8220;The study provides strong evidence that a daily consumption of 40 grams [1.4 ounces] during a period of 2 weeks is sufficient to modify the metabolism of healthy human volunteers,&#8221; the scientists say.</p></blockquote>
<p>That led me to a study from last December. It&#8217;s rather small and involves self-reporting, but it could be a promising line for further research, and could be something you experiment with yourself to see if it works for you:</p>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/12/081210091039.htm" target="_blank">Dark Chocolate Lessens Cravings</a>: Dark chocolate is far more filling than milk chocolate, lessening our craving for sweet, salty and fatty foods. In other words, eating dark chocolate may be an efficient way to keep your weight down over the holidays (and throughout the year!) The dark chocolate gives a feeling of satiety.<span id="more-2253"></span></p>
<p>To compare the effects of dark and milk chocolate on both appetite and subsequent calorie intake, 16 young and healthy men of normal weight who all liked both dark and milk chocolate took part in a so-called crossover experiment. This meant that they reported for two separate sessions, the first time testing the dark chocolate, and the second time the milk chocolate.</p>
<p>They had all fasted for 12 hours beforehand and were offered 100g of chocolate, which they consumed in the course of 15 minutes. The calorific content was virtually the same for the milk and dark chocolate.</p>
<p>During the following 5 hours, participants were asked to register their appetite every half hour, i.e. their hunger, satiety, craving for special foods and how they liked the chocolate.</p>
<p><em>Results</em></p>
<p>Two and a half hours after eating the chocolate, participants were offered pizza ad lib. They were instructed to eat until they felt comfortably satiated. After the meal, the individuals’ calorie intake was registered.</p>
<p>The results were significant. The calorie intake at the subsequent meal where they could eat as much pizza as they liked was 15 per cent lower when they had eaten dark chocolate beforehand.</p>
<p>The participants also stated that the plain chocolate made them feel less like eating sweet, salty or fatty foods.</p>
<p>So apart from providing us with the healthier fatty acids and many antioxidants, dark chocolate can now also help us steer clear of all the sweet, salty and fattening Christmas foods.</p></blockquote>
<p>That led me to an even older study (2006) about smokers&#8217; arteries and dark chocolate. I&#8217;m sure it benefits nonsmokers as well. This study is also small, but promising.</p>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2006/01/060102123255.htm" target="_blank">A Few Squares Of Dark Chocolate A Day May Stave Off Artery Hardening In Smokers</a>: Dark chocolate may stave off artery hardening in smokers, and a few squares every day could potentially cut the risk of serious heart disease.</p>
<p>Researchers compared the effects of dark (74% cocoa solids) and white chocolate on the smoothness of arterial blood flow in 20 male smokers.</p>
<p>In smokers the activity of both endothelial cells, which line the artery walls, and platelets, which are involved in the formation of blood clots, are continuously disrupted, making the arteries susceptible to the narrowing and hardening characteristic of coronary artery disease.</p>
<p>Before eating 40 g of chocolate (about 2 oz), smokers were first asked to abstain from other foods rich in antioxidants, such as onions, apples, cabbage, and cocoa products for 24 hours.</p>
<p>After two hours, ultrasound scans revealed that dark chocolate significantly improved the smoothness of arterial flow, an effect which lasted for eight hours. Blood sample analysis also showed that dark chocolate almost halved platelet activity. Antioxidant levels rose sharply after two hours.</p>
<p>White chocolate had no effect on endothelial cells, platelets, or antioxidant levels.</p>
<p>Dark chocolate has more antioxidants per gram than other foods laden with the substances, such as red wine, green tea, and berry fruits, say the authors, who suggest that the beneficial effects of dark chocolate lie in its antioxidant content.</p>
<p>&#8220;&#8230;Only a small daily treat of dark chocolate may substantially increase the amount of antioxidant intake and beneficially affect vascular health,&#8221; conclude the authors.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/FILE1087-2.JPG"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-2255" title="nommy baby stew!" src="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/FILE1087-2-450x337.jpg" alt="nommy baby stew!" width="358" height="268" /></a>Of course, these studies are not conclusive. They are all small. But hey, it&#8217;s dark chocolate. It tastes great and is full of chocolatey goodness. With all the other stuff you eat, if it could help you in these three ways, some of which you can experiment with yourself to see if it&#8217;s actually working for you, why not give it a try?</p>
<p>I had some bars in my fridge that I had been saving for a special occasion but decided, since I get stressed out easily, I&#8217;d try to do an experiment. I will eat 40 grams a day (if I can get my hands on that much) and keep a log of food cravings, food intake and stress levels. So far I&#8217;ve had it for two days but have been quite lax about the log bit. I guess we can&#8217;t all be diligent. <img src='http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>I thought while I have you here, I&#8217;d share some other links that might interest you.</p>
<p>We have all been inundated with swine flu madness over the past several months. But what is hype and what is science-based reality? Is the vaccine safe? Do I have to worry about this?</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve gotten a lot of information just from listening to <a href="http://www.theskepticsguide.org/" target="_blank">The Skeptic&#8217;s Guide to the Universe</a>, which is honestly the best skeptical podcast I&#8217;ve found. I&#8217;m usually a couple of episodes behind, but hey, look at what they have for the <a href="http://www.theskepticsguide.org/archive/podcastinfo.aspx?mid=1&amp;pid=10001" target="_blank">November 15 epsiode</a>: Special Report: H1N1 Pandemic Update! I&#8217;d recommend listening to back issues as well. They are quite an education in skepticism. You&#8217;ll learn a great deal!</p>
<p>Dr. Steven Novella, the main Rogue of the SGU, also has a blog called <a href="http://www.sciencebasedmedicine.org/" target="_blank">Science-Based Medicine</a>. (I know, what a concept, medicine based on <em>science</em>!) This site has different contributors who cover all kinds of issues with solid facts, no hype, no pseudoscience BS. Want to know the facts about H1N1? Go here. Want to know if chiropractic is mainly pseudoscience mumbo-jumbo? You know where to go.</p>
<p>On that note, you can also go to <a href="http://www.quackwatch.com/" target="_blank">Quackwatch</a>. I haven&#8217;t investigated it much, but the SGU recommends it and for this kind of thing, I&#8217;d consider that a good endorsement.</p>
<p>Now, just to remind you of some other podcasty goodness, and so that we don&#8217;t ignore our minds with all this science talk, there is <a href="http://doubtreligion.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Reasonable Doubts</a>, the podcast for people who refuse to &#8220;just take things on faith.&#8221; These guys know their religion. They mainly focus on christianity and its flaws, but they&#8217;ve also tackled issues like Determinism, islam, <a href="http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/2009/09/15/happy-atheists-survey-finds-were-as-happy-as-nuns/" target="_blank">Profiles of the Godless</a> (a survey study done by one of their own), and much, much more.</p>
<p>I love these guys and get so much out of each podcast. I only found them through a friend several months ago, so I am still not caught up with the old episodes. I highly recommend listening to their full library.</p>
<p>Like the SGU, you can subscribe to Reasonable Doubts through iTunes. <img src='http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Ok, that&#8217;s it. Have fun. If you have suggestions for great podcasts, websites or resources for science-based medicine, studies, facts over hype, skepticism, and of course atheism, please feel free to share in the comments. <img src='http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>

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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 06:22:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s September already. Talk of Thanksgiving and xmas is already starting to fill the air. I&#8217;m sure by now the aisles of every Walmart in this country are being switched over to the xmas junk. I&#8217;ve seen xmas stuff out as early as August in previous years. So it&#8217;s just a matter of time. I&#8217;ve [...]]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;ve been a full on, black belt atheist for about 8 years now. Every year I hate the holidays a bit more. But until just recently I&#8217;ve kept my godlessness to myself.</p>
<p>When my sister in law insisted last year that people say merry christmas instead of happy holidays, I just rolled my eyes and kept saying what I was comfortable with, even though it made her mad that I was not keeping christ in christmas.<span id="more-270"></span></p>
<p>When we sat around at xmas eve dinner and my aunt&#8217;s mother spouted off that this is a christian country, founded on christian principles, I asked my husband not to verbally rip her to shreds, even though she&#8217;s a school teacher and we were mortified that a teacher could be such a misinformed idiot.</p>
<p>But I&#8217;m in the process of coming out of the religion closet. And the holidays have been a sore spot for years. I find them personally offensive, disgustingly commercial and patently ridiculous.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t want to celebrate them anymore. I don&#8217;t want to even pretend just to make the jesus freaks happy, like i have in the past. I&#8217;m boycotting the holidays. Not just xmas either, because if you&#8217;re going to do it, you might as well wipe the slate clean. So if it&#8217;s religious in nature, I&#8217;m not having anything to do with it.</p>
<p>I have no idea how to make this work. Helpful suggestions are welcomed. For instance, my husband&#8217;s sisters plan to stay here for xmas. Yes, the same sister in law that likes Hitler. (I&#8217;m still like, WTF over that). The same sisters that take 4 hours to get ready to go anywhere every single day.</p>
<p>Anyway, their parents will stay elsewhere, but are expecting to come to my house for xmas dinner. They did it last year and it was torture. I can&#8217;t stand it again. They actually prayed and everything.</p>
<p>So if you have any ideas about how to get out of this gracefully, please help!</p>
<p>The other parts, well, they won&#8217;t be easy either. Like gift exchange. Sure it&#8217;s nice, but it&#8217;s got to go. Vapid commercialism is disgusting.</p>
<p>So, when I get invited to my Aunt and Uncle&#8217;s for xmas eve dinner, how do I handle that too?</p>
<p>I have some ideas. Like, we&#8217;ll go to xmas eve dinner, not exchange gifts, and enjoy family and friends and good food. And that&#8217;s that. But xmas dinner at my house, no. I have to get out of that. That just can&#8217;t happen here. Not gonna happen. I&#8217;ll go ballistic if it does. I&#8217;m tired of being bullied by christians by this stuff.</p>
<p>Opinions, suggestions and ideas are most welcome! <img src='http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>

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		<description><![CDATA[One of the things I noticed not long after becoming an atheist was how much christianity and religion is soaked into the fabric of society. Here are a few glaring examples: Taking Sundays off Blue States where they won&#8217;t sell alcohol on Sundays Saying &#8220;bless you&#8221; when someone sneezes Christmas, Easter, St. Valentine&#8217;s Day, St. [...]]]></description>
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<p>One of the things I noticed not long after becoming an atheist was how much christianity and religion is soaked into the fabric of society. Here are a few glaring examples:</p>
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<li>Taking Sundays off</li>
<li>Blue States where they won&#8217;t sell alcohol on Sundays</li>
<li>Saying &#8220;bless you&#8221; when someone sneezes</li>
<li>Christmas, Easter, St. Valentine&#8217;s Day, St. Patrick&#8217;s Day, Halloween, All Saints Day, etc., etc&#8230;.</li>
<li>Common expressions like oh my god, jesus!, jesus christ, damnit, damn, holy anything, etc., etc&#8230;</li>
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<p>As an atheist, I wonder, is it necessary to remove and de-christianize ourselves as much as possible? My husband sneezed this morning and I said &#8220;bless you.&#8221; It&#8217;s a habit to say it. I apologized and said, &#8220;you&#8217;re so good looking&#8221; instead. (A Seinfeld episode reference.)</p>
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<p>If you think about it, saying &#8220;bless you&#8221; is a very old superstition. Is it really necessary to say it when we are trying to rid ourselves of this woo thinking?</p>
<p>For holidays, I find that it&#8217;s a time to get together with family. Since I&#8217;ve gone godless, I send holiday cards, not christmas cards, I wish people happy holidays, not merry christmas, and so on. Most people don&#8217;t even notice. But for me, I find that it&#8217;s important to de-christianize my thoughts, actions and words.</p>
<p>For some things, there&#8217;s nothing we can do. Banks will continue to be closed on Sundays, some states will continue to refuse sale of alcohol on Sundays, the big holidays will always have a christian theme to them for most people. For me, I take notice, but I accept that I&#8217;m not going to change those laws or change the beliefs of everyone.</p>
<p>But in my mind, I am working towards removing all superstitions, de-christianizing my expressions, and removing religion from the holidays for myself.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s not an easy process, as I&#8217;ve been saying bless you since I learned to talk. Also, some people are hurt if you don&#8217;t say bless you when they sneeze.</p>
<p>Which leads me to the next issue. If it can&#8217;t be removed entirely, can it be replaced with god-free alternatives? What would those alternatives be?</p>
<ul>
<li>The sneeze &#8220;bless you&#8221;</li>
<li>expressions like goddamnit, oh my god, dear god</li>
<li>expressions like jesus christ!, jesus, sweet baby jesus</li>
<li>expressions like damnit, damn, holy (anything)</li>
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<p>I&#8217;ll admit it. I swear. I have no problem with it. I&#8217;m polite in mixed company, but otherwise I tend to let my language use the full range of words. But taking religion out of swearing is a serious challenge. One that I have yet to master.</p>
<p>Some of my atheist friends and I came up with a replacement for god: <strong>IMITS</strong>&#8230; Invisible Man In The Sky, and then we needed the devil for other swearing. My husband came up with <strong>IMEC</strong>&#8230; Invisible Man&#8217;s Evil Counterpart. This was our way of making fun of religion while replacing christian expressions in our conversations.</p>
<p>Questions: how do you feel about de-christianizing your mind and your life? Do you have any good alternatives for religiously toned expressions?</p>

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