November 4, 2008: History is made when a black senator with a funny sounding name is elected president. He’s a socialist and maybe not a christian! In fact I heard he was a MUSLIM!

November 5, 2008: god shows his displeasure and Satan starts to wake up in Illinois! The Pick 3 Lottery numbers were 6-6-6!

Oh Noes! Hide the good silver! Those damned pesky democrats have started Armageddon!

Now doesn’t that all sound so damned SILLY!?

Found at The Freethinker, thanks!

I’m having a DAY today. I’m sure you’ve had days like this, when you just can’t focus, and things you want to get done just don’t happen, and you just end up frustrated with nothing to show for it. So, let’s see some funny pictures! Woot!

This is what the christians would use for a science textbook. Oh, how they long for the dark ages! Read more…

So I made a mistake today. I asked my mom who she was going to vote for. It wasn’t a fun conversation because she had crazy ideas that no amount of logic was going to budge. Then my dad joined in. He basically implied that I was an idiot for not seeing things his way (ad hominem example?!) and then gave the phone back to my mom.

He seemed really angry and upset with my choice, which is already done because I voted early. They are so angry and seem like they are listening to the oddest information. I wonder how long my dad will be mad at me?

So let’s have a bit of a break and see what lolcats can do to make us smile. Some random pictures for you. Read more…

The whole political mess is heating up. I can’t wait for it to be over and done with. So let’s lighten the mood today. I’m simply posting some of my favorite lolcats and other fun or funny pictures to amuse you. You can always email me at heavingdeadcats@gmail.com with stuff you’d like to share. Enjoy!

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1. More than 99 percent of terrorists are bread eaters.
2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.
4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
5. Bread is made from “dough.” It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average North American eats more bread than that in one month!
6. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s disease, and osteoporosis. Read more…
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