Just a couple of Mr. Deity videos to brighten your day, just in case you live under a bigger rock than me and haven’t seen them yet.
Mr. Deity Funbits: Conan (1:26)
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Butch, my awesome husband, found the following 4 act play with lobsters in trees. I have added a bit of information for your edumacation enjoyment. Who knew some lobsters were so daft? Act 1: Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc (after this, therefore because of this). Since the event followed this one, that event must have been caused by this one.
So I am sick and miserable with a nasty holiday cold. I can’t sleep so I thought I’d share the latest Mr. Deity with you. Happy Holidays Everyone! See below for funny holiday lolcats for even more cheer! Mr. Deity and the Magic, Part Deux Merry Freaking Catmas, Damnit.
Sorry for another post so soon (hey, it’s either feast or famine), but I realized Edward Current released another hard-hitting atheist-bashing video that you will love. And Mr. Deity is punking wrong numbers with his iPhone. First, Atheists Can’t Think For Themselves by Edward Current (4 and a half minutes): Mr. Deity and the Wrong Number (almost 7 minutes. Watch the extra after the episode for Mr. Deity’s heartfelt apology about the previous episode, Mr. Deity and the [...] A secret friend of mine, who shall remain nameless, sent me a message the other day on Facebook with a link to the following video. I finally got a chance to watch it earlier today and I have to say, I am still shaking my head in awe. Either this is a brilliant example of Poe’s Law, or this is honest to goodness flat-out crazy bible-thumping madness. I was thinking it MUST be a poe (spoof/fake, see below), but after I watched it, I went to the video’s page on youtube and the guy posting it is momentumchurch. If he’s faking it, he’s going all out. I really think he means what he’s singing about. Can you say GLORY AMEN! Really, give yourself a 4 minute break and watch this. You will crack up in pure horror. Even the baby jesus is mortified. But DAMN, his ring and necklace [...]
I wanted to share some great lolcats with you on my favorite holiday, while warning you of some issues that may have passed below your radar for this All Hallow’s Eve. Don’t buy candy for today! Halloween is Lucifer’s holy day and the candy in the store has been cursed and filled with demons according to Charisma Magazine. Kimberly Daniels wantonly tells us about the horrors of this most satanic day of the year. I know, it’s probably too late for you. You already bought your Halloween candy weeks ago. My suggestion is to eat all of the candy in one sitting while praising Lucifer as you unwrap each blasphemous piece of chocolaty evilness. If you can’t light a bonfire to dance around naked in your front yard, light a candle and roast marshmallows over it. That will suffice. Don’t give the candy [...]
With Sarah Palin and other fundie believers out there trying to bring on Armageddon, I figure this site is incredibly important. There are numbers listed for 45 things like 1. False Christs, 29. Liberalism, and 38. Wild Weather. These numbers seem completely arbitrary. But according to the site at the time of this post, the Rapture Index is 165. That’s a net change of +1 so you’d better be ready! Now, as a godless heathen, I am pretty sure if the Rapture happens, I’ll be left down here on Earth with all the cool people. Fun times will be had by all, and life will improve [...] |
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