How about some funny or insightful cartoons and pictures for a light Friday the 13th treat?
God At His Computer
BRRRAAAAIIINNNSSS!!!
Grimace must be an atheist baby-eater! Read the rest of this entry »
Yay! Mr. Deity is finally back!
God: Hey Jews.
Jews: Hey.
God: So listen guys, I’m thinking we go in a different direction with this whole religion.
Jews: What?
God: You know, do a non-gritty reboot. Same God taste, new God packaging. That sort of thing.
Jews: We don’t follow.
God: Okay, work with me here guys. Remember the whole ‘angry God’ thing?
Jews: Vividly.
God: Where I killed a whole bunch of you and-
Jews: Yeah.
God: And forty years in the-
Jews: We remember that.
God: Not to mention Robo-Hitler. Yikes.
Jews: Wait, what?
God: Whoops, forget I said that. “Spoiler Alert”, am I right?
Jews: …
God: Anyway, we’re going to re-work this whole “God- thing. For example, kid-friendly is big these days in religion.
Jews: So, like…? Read the rest of this entry »
I just found this on Facebook and had to share it with you:
I don’t know who the artist is, but it’s pretty obvious they understand the way indoctrination works.
Here are some other comics and images to amuse you:
Philosophy Airlines: Read the rest of this entry »
I just love the circular reasoning of the good book (Not)! If you haven’t heard of Tim Minchin, here’s one song I just found through Facebook. It’s about the Good Book.
And here’s another one that’s audio only. It’s a sing along!
I
God: Noah, all the people of earth are sinners. You alone are righteous.
Noah: Thanks God. Long time fan, first time prophet.
God: So, I have decided to smite the entire world with a flood.
(pause)
Noah: Couldn’t you just teach man goodness?
God: No. I’m thinking “flood”.
Noah: So you’d rather just kill every-
God: What part of “flood” do you not understand?
II
God: Moses…I have seen the plight of the Jews in Egypt.
Moses: Wow. Only after, uh, 400 years there, right?
God: Yes.
Moses: Awesome.
God: I will take you out of Egypt after ten terrible, terrible plagues.
Moses: …ten?
God: Is there a problem?
Moses: It’s just…ten is a lot. For, you know, God. Couldn’t you get this done in like, two plagues max? Read the rest of this entry »
The Tree Lobsters have said exactly what I was trying to say over a year ago, only much more concisely and with a lol. Don’t you hate it when tree lobsters upstage you? I do!
Evolution is a sham! The earth is only 6000 years old, therefore there hasn’t been
enough time for all the species to have developed from a single origin. All you have to do is look at the…
Hold it right there!
Science Police. We received complaints that you’ve been willfully ignoring centuries of scientific progress.
Therefore, in accordance with bylaw 27B/6, you’ve forfeited your right to benefit from the technology derived from said science. Read the rest of this entry »
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